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i dont think the guys in platos cave knew the stuff on the wall wasnt real. i think they were all really fucking stupid

computer, piss me off

i voted

thats hankslop. u only like it bc its hank

they tried to Barry us..... litttle did they know we were McCockiner

Paul Blart: Mall Cop was the compromise

the moon is so final girl coded

If i was schrodinger i would of got laid like crazy . That man was always worried bout the wrong box

streets get real mad when you cross them

just put the lime in the coconut and no one has to get hurt

It is so easy to have the correct opinion today. I would encourage you all to not over think it.

i can’t talk right now babe i’m building my resolve

my advice for any young deweys out there.. get yourself a decimal system

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robert pattinson was on the set of the batman listening to 100 gecs and making ambient music ok im sorry i dont care about the avengers

theres nothing scarier than walking into a theater and thinking youre watching the original star wars and then realizing its new star wars. yuck. and ur completely screwed at that point. good luck getting ur money back from those fucken ghouls

i rewatch barry lyndon every night before i go to sleep

Did you all make out with a tree today or do you hate nature

Everyone's got that one friend who must be stopped

affirmation of the day you deserve chai latte with espresso

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blessed are the meek for ye shall inherit the earth and also my ball sack and my semen

this calls for a white hot chocolate with cinnamon

You, an individual, cannot "fix" the whole world. You can act at the scale of your life. You should act at the scale of your life.

which one is you which one is the agents

the problem is not that u are having too many thoughts. the problem is that u are having the wrong kind of thoughts. i am going to give u a mental shortcut. if u have a thought that is not related to dick, balls, ass, sex, masturbation, cum, transgender people, transgenderizing animals, the transgenderization of anything, the transness of everything. if u have a thought that is not related to dick balls ass sex cum transgenderization then u are having a bad thought and u need to stop immediately. if u have a thought that is related to dick balls ass sex cum transgenderization then u are having a good thought and u may go on. good thinking

do you ever think about that?