Al 🐴

Can’t wait to out myself as an attorney later by inevitably being the only person drinking a beer at a tech meetup

Don’t know how I didn’t realize the NYC toll that’s getting everyone all worked up is…. $9

Meanwhile in the Bay it’s cheaper for me to drive to and from SF than to take BART. I still take BART bc traffic sucks lol.

I have a migraine that is making my brain be like jello does Dr Oz have a cure for that

Atoning for my sins of being an involved collegian

Pro tip: if you're applying to law school, don't list college club leadership as "Experiences" on LinkedIn, because when you apply for the bar, they will make you write out an explanation as to why you did not list these as employment.

The creators of the Bluebook knew what they were doing when they made the abbreviation for County be Cnty.

The worst thing about watching Selling Sunset is that I like the clothes so much I spend an hour researching where to buy them only to acknowledge they probably won’t work in a law firm

Likewise ❤️ I’m terrible at checking this but I am working on making the switch haha

Is there really not a consolidated list of all open FDA citizen petitions?

They’re all separated by category and located on different places on the website?? Am I missing something?

I need people who haven't been masking to understand that 60% of Covid transmission is asymptomatic, and that y'all have likely had infections you don't know about. Your body is more compromised than you know. You need to protect yourself now.

Seeing photos of Neal Katyal at a fake SCOTUS at Burning Man has only affirmed my desire to not ever go there

Weirdly specific but excellent

It’s not NA beer it’s more like la croix but the flavor is hops instead of fruit

Getting carded buying Hop Water is somehow more humiliating than getting carded buying beer

All the rapid covid tests at CVS within 8 miles of me are sold out, but totally fine to start school again Monday with a (mainly) unmasked student population? Cool cool

PSA Trader Joe’s has croissant croutons and yes they are as good as they sound

A manicured hand holding a round blue button that says "We add more genders every time you complain"

Holding a baseball, with my girlfriend who is holding the stuffed animal I won her

Fellas I just WON MY GIRL A GIANT SQUISHY STUFFED ANIMAL AT THE FAIR by breaking a beer bottle with a baseball.

Boyfriend bucket list item achieved ✅

This is a hop water stan account

The DIA TSA line is a super spreader event

I love that other social media is becoming more prevalent but I think Twitter is still unparalleled to call out a company and get some kind of response when their customer service line fails

Waiting for the NYT opinion about how this is really just part of Roberts’ moderate philosophy

Learned today that the average age of federal judges is 69 and NINETEEN are above 80

I cannot fathom wanting to work THAT long

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I uhhh …. need that coat

It is a 12ft skeleton in a pink bikini with a Pride cape.

It is a 12ft skeleton in a pink bikini with a Pride cape.

Our 12ft skeleton will continue to get gayer until morale improves

Omg baby