mars

Isn’t this exactly what @osullyville.bsky.social said Gotti did? Killed people for making him look bad? Another reason to listen to The Outfit, folks!

Different time.

You know, maybe Jordan did play against janitors, but damnit, those are blue collar workers and I salute them. MJ reclaims the goat title

Yes, but that’s unrelated to this matter.

Holy shit this is evil

Eeeeeeyuck 🫩

No the fuck it does not

Incredibly @jessefarrar.com coded

lol come on

Such a fun game

Funny how the core memory of a sibling who failed to do something mean and ended up hurting themselves parallels here.

Some guy is suspended from the ceiling with a device on his junk while someone sits on the bed below him

Apparently there’s another Venus For Men but instead of written testimonials, we get user submitted videos of what people are doing with it.

Lib guy “Chris person” says “I know this is an incredibly lib-brained, gullible thing to think. But at least some of the cops have gotta be thinking "these guys are fucking things up for us"” Stupid!!

Whoops! You forgot “stupid” and “hare-brained” to those adjectives @papapishu.bsky.social

lol owned

Well!

Rest in piss dumbass

I’m the trombone player holding it by the bell and subsequently losing my slide mid-song

me seeing Trump activate some axions: I gotta hand it to yku, sir

Gotta hand it to ole Donny. He’s one wise cookie and I love him very much. He’s a mastermind

Liberals are such fucking rubes, man I can’t

Hochul press office tweet: This initiative extends mainly to 2-year-olds but intellectually you may be eligible QTing Nick Shirley replying "What did we just learn about child care across the country? It’s a great way to create fraud and launder money. Caution here…" to Mamdani saying "ameen" to Hochul's "Universal child care is coming to New York." https://x.com/NYGovPress/status/2009367062469058584

Governor I was not familiar with your game

Don’t act all high and mighty like you’d go into work today

Wow

Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the

A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say

Ricky looks like if JF and Stefan had an adult son. And who hasn’t thought of that?

Coach B, I assume, gave his blessing.

Did your brain stop acquiring new thought in 2016?

They always look like an extra in the Tim Burton Batman movie

Yeah dude these people are absolutely able to be swayed.