The piano flourish ends.
Dead silence.
HOST:
…We booked him thinking it was a tribute to Elton John.
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The piano flourish ends.
Dead silence.
HOST:
…We booked him thinking it was a tribute to Elton John.
SINGER:
Khamenei… gee… I really love you…
And I want to love you forever…
CUT TO: a NATO delegation slowly lowering their programs.
The singer swells to the big finish.
SINGER (belting):
And dream of never… never… never leaving Khameneiiiiii!
He continues, clearly to the tune of Harmony by Elton John.
SINGER:
Mojtaba and me… we’re pretty good company…
Looking for an island in our boat upon the sea…
Cut to confused diplomats in the audience.
The singer becomes more emotional
INT. LATE NIGHT STUDIO – GRAND PIANO – SOFT SPOTLIGHT
A tuxedoed lounge singer sits at the piano.
HOST (V.O.)
Tonight, a musical tribute to Iran’s new Supreme Leader.
The singer nods solemnly and begins playing.
SINGER (softly):
Hello… habibi hello…
Audience murmurs.
Free cold-open gag for the writers at SNL / @thedailyshow.com :
If you replace “Harmony” in Elton John’s song with “Khamenei” it accidentally becomes a love song to Iran’s supreme leader.
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