The piano flourish ends.
Dead silence.
HOST:
β¦We booked him thinking it was a tribute to Elton John.
The piano flourish ends.
Dead silence.
HOST:
β¦We booked him thinking it was a tribute to Elton John.
SINGER:
Khameneiβ¦ geeβ¦ I really love youβ¦
And I want to love you foreverβ¦
CUT TO: a NATO delegation slowly lowering their programs.
The singer swells to the big finish.
SINGER (belting):
And dream of never⦠never⦠never leaving Khameneiiiiii!
He continues, clearly to the tune of Harmony by Elton John.
SINGER:
Mojtaba and meβ¦ weβre pretty good companyβ¦
Looking for an island in our boat upon the seaβ¦
Cut to confused diplomats in the audience.
The singer becomes more emotional
INT. LATE NIGHT STUDIO β GRAND PIANO β SOFT SPOTLIGHT
A tuxedoed lounge singer sits at the piano.
HOST (V.O.)
Tonight, a musical tribute to Iranβs new Supreme Leader.
The singer nods solemnly and begins playing.
SINGER (softly):
Helloβ¦ habibi helloβ¦
Audience murmurs.
Free cold-open gag for the writers at SNL / @thedailyshow.com :
If you replace βHarmonyβ in Elton Johnβs song with βKhameneiβ it accidentally becomes a love song to Iranβs supreme leader.
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