"....all you pollinators can't deny
When a bee buzzes in with a wasp-thin waist
And that striped thing in your face you get STUNG"
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"....all you pollinators can't deny
When a bee buzzes in with a wasp-thin waist
And that striped thing in your face you get STUNG"
Look, with a trumpet, a trombone, a guero, and maracas, you can have a heck of a Latin band at a wbc game, and that should be encouraged
the yugioh card graydle dragon with googly eyes edited on it
Graydle Dragon with googly eyes
I enjoyed the heck out of the Jar Jar book, also! Picked up the variant cover because why not. Enjoyed both Beq’s competence and JJB’s clumsy luck (and pluck) - thank you!
Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday
I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times
Photon Satellite LIGHT / Machine / Effect • Level 1 • ATK: 0 / DEF: 0 Once per turn: You can target 1 other "Photon" monster you control; the Levels of both that monster and this card become the combined current Levels of those 2 monsters.
Photon Satellite
Lawrence Ward tweet: The population of Scotland is around 5.25 million and there are 600 million cats in the world so if every cat decided to invade Scotland each Scot would have to fight off around 114 cats each and I really don’t think they could pull it off
That always makes me think of this classic:
My offspring uses King of D in a dragon deck, so he will love this one
Now you’ve placed the image in my mind of some rich dude with a bottle of castor oil going up to striking workers, giving them a spoonful, and ending a strike. Horrific labor practices, I think?
Rainbow Neos LIGHT / Warrior / Fusion / Effect • Level 10 • ATK: 4500 / DEF: 3000 "Elemental HERO Neos" + 1 "Ultimate Crystal" monster Must be Fusion Summoned with the above Fusion Materials. Once per turn: You can activate 1 of these effects. ● Send 1 monster you control to the GY; shuffle all monsters your opponent controls into the Deck. ● Send 1 Spell/Trap you control to the GY; shuffle all Spells and Traps your opponent controls into the Deck. ● Send 1 card from the top of your Deck to the GY; shuffle all cards from your opponent's GY into the Deck.
Rainbow Neos
How is this breaking when literally everybody has been saying that he’s going to do something like this for weeks or months?
Massie on Newsmax: "We're not getting the answers we need from Pam Bondi. I just spent 3 hours at the DOJ this week looking at the unredacted files. And I'm finding evidence of files they haven't released yet." (Note that the Newsmax anchor agrees with him!)
Oh snapppp!
Rev. Dr. Jamal Bryant at the memorial service for Rev. Jesse Jackson:
"The service wouldn't have been this long if were able to go to the Capitol, but the Capitol is now only reserved for pedophiles and podcasters."
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Hey my fellow Democrats, “Abolish ICE” is not “Defund the Police.” Defund the police was stupid politically and horrible policy. But ICE isn’t the police. ICE is the antithesis of law enforcement. And most Americans know that. So come on my fellow Dems…have the courage to say “Abolish ICE.”
I'm definitely going to give Chuck props here. BTW, Politicians don't change their tune until it's politically expedient. It's the people who make change.
Now go further:
"...until DHS is dismantled, ICE is demolished, and a just and reasonable immigration service is created."
Fairytales
a tiny light brown dachshund is being held up by a human who is out of frame. they are at a beautiful snowy mountain range that looks straight out of a Pinterest photo. the dachshund pup, Frankie, is wearing a full body puffer jacket that matches her light brown fur perfectly.
This is Frankie. She just got a fancy new puffer and thinks she’s better than everyone now. And she is correct. 13/10 (IG: frankielasaucisse)
Statement from Jasmine Crockett.
wow -- Tillis goes ballistic on Noem, telling her "what we've seen is a disaster under your leadership"
Seems like the media should at least express some curiosity about this.
open.substack.com/pub/jonathan...
Dark Magician DARK / Spellcaster / Normal • Level 7 • ATK: 2500 / DEF: 2100 The ultimate wizard in terms of attack and defense.
Dark Magician
“Remember what I said…” Yeah. About that. It’s almost impressive how confidently wrong that prediction aged.
Then what happened?
omg I want Acolyte season 2 so badly! Maybe we’ll get lucky and get it in comic book form?
Top left - 1926: Mule Suttles, 1B/OF, St. Louis Stars .425 AVG, 28 2B, 19 3B, 32 HR, 130 RBI (94 G) Top right - 1935: Jud Wilson, 1B/OF, Philadelphia Stars .350/.404/.612, 10 HR, 55 RBI, 41 years old (55 G) Bottom left - 1941: Monte Irvin, SS, Newark Eagles .385/.448/.645, 11 HR, 54 RBI (54 G) Bottom right - 1943: Josh Gibson, C/OF, Homestead Grays .466 AVG, 1.435 OPS, 20 HR, 112 RBI (74 G)
More eye-popping numbers from some of the best of the Negro Leagues. #BlackHistoryMonth
Took my 6 year old niece to World Series game 1 in 2024. She saw Freddie Freeman hit a walk-off grand slam and got infected with the baseball sickness.
14 months later she’s wearing Fred’s number 5, walking up to Edwin Diaz’s entrance music, and whacking the shit out of home plate. 🥹🙏
oops. White nationalism is a helluva drug.
What’s really striking in Saruman’s speech to Gandalf is how broadly (and unusually for Tolkien) relevant it is. Take out the one specific reference to the Elves and Númenor and it is just an absolute classic rationale for collaborating with evil in the confidence you can ultimately direct it.
