Nobody:
The death claw at the gay bar about to try to split me in half in the bathroom:
Nobody:
The death claw at the gay bar about to try to split me in half in the bathroom:
votoms the truck
"Garfield Minus Garfield" in the Godzilla Minus One and Godzilla Minus Zero font with the G logo on an orange background
Every major name I've ever given myself has been tied to Star Wars in some way and I've just come to accept that this is the shit that I do
digital painting of a large two-headed deer in a cemetary. the first deer head, with antlers, stares back at the viewer, while the second deer head, without antlers, is grazing on the grass. headstones of various shapes and sizes line the field behind the deer, stretching off into the distance. darkened trees surround the area, with a deep blue sky.
Ivalice paladin
They're refusing to accept this kind of arrangement.
Hey remember when I went to the ER?
Yeah turns out they billed my insurance for like $18k for the 2-3 hour visit lol
I'm still on the hook for almost $2.5k of it and the hospital is REALLY not wanting to budge on the amount so uhhh hey hi help would be so appreciated hhh
ko-fi.com/dumbcerb/goa...
Been saying only Silicon Valley has been able to spawn a generation of dudes who do Ayahuasca to experience ego birth
#RE9
#RE9
OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK
does this to you
a compilation of my photos of maine, "A Place Without Bodies" volumes 1 and 2, to advertise it for my early spring sale. in the top left it says "Early spring/"FUCK! I got bills" sale!". in the middle, over a moody photo of a gas station, it says "Over 600 atmospheric photos of Maine in 2 volumes for $20! (That's 2/3rds off its normal price!)". and on the right, over a foggy photo of a bridge, it says "Licensed for commercial use! Use 'em in games, art, albums, more!"
hooooo heyo! some surprise bills have come up here, so i'm doing an early spring sale of my photo packs of maine, "A Place Without Bodies"! over 600 moody, atmospheric photos, WITH license for commercial use! normally $60, cut down to $20! and it lasts all march! ko-fi.com/s/bc50ecb11f
RE9 Grace true gif
Stylized digital illustration of Mulder and Scully from the X Files turning to look at camera at something, flashlights in hand. A UFO is flying by overhead, highlighted by an X in the sky. There are other X shape motifs in the shape of the flashlight beams nd the tree bark.
Do you want to believe?
Guess who's been rewatching the X Files~
Good framing
Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words
(putting phone down after watching youtube on it for 4 hours) Alright. Enough fucking around. (opening youtube on my computer
Did the Scott McCloud Understanding Comics meme
"boy I could really go for a delicious treat right about now"
the humble cookie dough brownie:
They did wonderful art of my cow, Brioche. Go give them a look!
Thumbs, a 3-panel comic: 1. A tiger sits up alone on his bed, looking at his phone. 2. βIt was real nice seeing you again tonight. I havenβt stopped smiling.β The Tiger wrote. He then receives three responses that seem like gibberish. Someone struggling to convey their thought. Auto-correct clearly failing them. But the tiger can understand the message. βI like you, too.β 3. A wolf sits alone on his bed, looking at his phone. Struggling to hold the device in his two dog-paw hands. Without thumbs, he can only nap his screen to text as best as he can. For the first time, he feels understood. ββ There once was a wolf, believe it or not,β¨With floppy grey ears and a snout like a blot.β¨But what made him so strange, if you count all his claws,β¨Instead of two hands, he was born with two paws
πΎThumbsπΎ
Again, earlier today
SEPTIC TANKS PUMPED SWIMMING POOLS FILLED NOT SAME TRUCK
Appreciate the clarity
the donation drive for the Winona Sheltering Network is over β your donations added up to $1315 for the WSN, which provides direct support for Winona refugee and immigrant families. Here's a collage of all of the portraits; thank you to everyone who donated and let me draw these cool faces!!!