"I would like a spy, I would like a spy, I would like a Chinese spy..."
"I would like a spy, I would like a spy, I would like a Chinese spy..."
no-one does 'watching a disaster unfold with an expression of helpless cowardice' quite like @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social
name a more iconic trailer line than Tom Wilkinson saying 'you can speed read but you can't speed garden' i'll wait
wondered if I could grab the new Resi from Sainsburys so stuck it in the search bar, now I want to play this instead:
why isn't the zombie with the big knob from 28 years later up for an oscar what are we even doing right now
I made up my dumb email address in 1997 for hotmail (the same as my dumb username here), a decade later I switched to gmail and did it again.
Shiren: Shattered Memories
Come on, you know you want to...
The Shivering Truth
Raised By Wolves
Ever Decreasing Circles
The Mind Benders
It's unbelievably good.
For whole seconds, thought this was Tim Heidecker promoting cornish pasties
And of course, in the future, all accents will be exactly the same as they are today. That's just basic science.
I am off work sick...so...
Also this music owns so hard...
What was the game you mentioned to me when we were out with Tom F, def megadrive, and a kind of underground jet boosty type affair?
Mrs Dalloway said she would bring the noise herself.
Haha, god yeah i'd forgotten that bit!
Kingsley Amis, Martin's dad, was one of the first people from the literary world to take science fiction seriously. In 1984, he'd call The Terminator 'a flawless masterpiece' . I'm not sure he ever even saw Saturn 3.
What do you think the chances are that Martin wrote the inmortal line "you have a beautiful body - may i use it?"
The parable of the shit samaritan
Holy shit, i read through this thinking, 'oh man i am gonna come up with such a clever rejoinder to whatever Keith says is the Citizen Kane of games' but he nailed it so hard my mouth is SHUT.
happy valentines day babe, i got you the most hideous ai generated crafting slop imaginable
Pictures of the band Cast always please me greatly, because two of them look like they're in a doom metal band and the other two look for all the world like they're in Cast.
Vibe of waking up hungover in a soft play
that's cos it's a flippin' miracle of a game innit
Also their second album
Every song on Liars first album
Only as a horrifying euphemism
"I like Demis Roussos, Elon likes Demis Roussos, Woody likes Demis Roussos and Soon-Yi would like to hear Demis Roussos. So Ghislaine, could we have some Demis Roussos on please?"