Nick Baumann

EVERY NEW ISAAC CHOTINER'S INTERVIEWEE: rip to those previous losers, but I am different

you can tell the Kennedys who left

From my cold, trembling hands, etc etc....

I didn't expect the "then they came for..." to hit me QUITE so specifically, but lesson learned.

Ah, yes, the invaluable wisdom of the markets.

a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

David Attenborough [whispering]:

“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie

Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie https://theonion.com/shaq-warns-young-players-not-to-do-movie-about-genie/

We texted 1,000 Americans about U.S. strikes in Iran. Here’s what they said. Fifty-two percent of Americans oppose the strikes, and two-thirds say the Trump administration hasn’t clearly explained the goals of the military action.

We texted 1,000 Americans about U.S. strikes in Iran. Here’s what they said. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...

Don Huffines’ family bought Epstein's ranch after his death Huffines' campaign said the candidate’s family bought the ranch at a public auction four years after Jeffrey Epstein died.

one of the Republican candidates for comptroller in Texas...bought Jeffrey Epstein's ranch?? www.texastribune.org/2026/02/13/d...

spurs in the championship is going to be incredible

my grandfather pronounced corned beef as corn-ed beef

Why Are So Many Teen Girls Still Tearing Their A.C.L.s?

Why Are So Many Teen Girls Still Tearing Their A.C.L.s? www.nytimes.com/2026/02/26/m...

please stop saying the assassination of the supreme leader of iran is a distraction from something

My "We don't allow tontines" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my "We don't allow tontines" shirt.

oh hey I slept in a little, now for my morning tradition: a big sip of coffee before I check the news

In Texas, Trump revels in playing kingmaker but has yet to crown a candidate All three leading Republican candidates attended Trump’s rally, “Apprentice”-style, in a staging befitting of the former reality-television host.

Call it "The Apprentice: Texas Edition": www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

A new car, home feel out of reach for middle-class Americans, poll finds Most renters — including those earning six figures — doubt they could afford a home in the foreseeable future.

"Most renters — including those earning six figures — doubt they could afford a home in the foreseeable future," a new poll finds: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

A new car, home feel out of reach for middle-class Americans, poll finds Most renters — including those earning six figures — doubt they could afford a home in the foreseeable future.

"Most renters — including those earning six figures — doubt they could afford a home in the foreseeable future," a new poll finds: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Anthropic is somehow both too dangerous to allow and essential to national security The White House finally found an AI regulation it likes: requiring AI companies to sell it killer robots

"It’s hard for me to think of a single constituency that would be happy about this fiasco, and indeed, DOD’s demands are deeply underwater with every single group polled, including Trump voters." www.theargumentmag.com/p/anthropic-...

Remember, john roberts' logic for weakening the medicaid expansion was that it was "too coercive" to give the states money to pay for medicaid. bsky.app/profile/apne...

Inside Epstein's very own "Oval Office": Power, peacocking, and printer toner. Epstein and his coterie had a self-aggrandizing nickname for a private office inside his Manhattan lair.

Incredible reporting by @jamespwest.bsky.social: tracking mention of Epstein’s operations center, which he and staff called “the Oval Office” through decades of depravity www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

well I’m watching this and my husband is helping the four year-old and her crew of stuffed pigs travel through distant galaxies in the Enterprise before bed and it’s very clear who is winning this evening

Claim: My uncle says Mamdani will abolish the entire NYPD. True: Your uncle does say that.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

Tyra Banks Says Taking Abuse From Tyra Banks Simply Reflective Of How The Industry Works

Tyra Banks Says Taking Abuse From Tyra Banks Simply Reflective Of How The Industry Works https://theonion.com/tyra-banks-says-taking-abuse-from-tyra-banks-simply-reflective-of-how-the-industry-works/

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

How a Planned Disney World Vacation Turned Into Four Months in Immigration Detention A 9-year-old shares her story of being held at the nation’s only operating detention center for immigrant families in Dilley, Texas.

How a Planned Disney World Vacation Turned Into Four Months in Immigration Detention

A 9-year-old shares her story of being held at the nation’s only operating detention center for immigrant families in Dilley, Texas.

A image of a magazine article headline that reads “Girls: They are Pretty”

Back in the 1940s outlets like Life weren’t afraid to tackle the tough stuff

Police drug tests are notoriously unreliable. They got this man wrongly charged with trafficking fentanyl. Roughly 30,000 people every year may be getting wrongfully arrested because of unreliable field drug tests, according to one estimate.

ICYMI: I got body cam footage of a guy being wrongly arrested for trafficking fentanyl based on unreliable roadside test kits that police used.

And because of a 20,000-case backlog at the South Carolina state drug lab, it took him a year and a half to clear his name reason.com/2026/02/23/h...

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