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“You’re like Wikipedia.” She quipped. “With factually correct information.” He returned.

ever read something and can tell it was made before ai companies were a thing

i'm trying to be sensitive to the diversity of backgrounds and people in the world so this fic i'm reading is (sorry) a c*shet pairing. i don't normally like reading stuff with fringe ideas like this but i'm trying to keep an open mind

floating to the window like a cartoon character at the aroma of sweat

oh ho ho ho. ohhhhhh yes. ohhh mama we've got a winner. assassin switching sides. cannon story minor aus. HONEYYYYY ITS A MYCROFT FIC THAT AINT MYTHEA HONEYYYYY

keep in mind i also wear trench coats and wide brim hats when not at work (where i wear dark gray cargo pants and black/white flannels). i will bring back 1940s stealth chic or die trying

getting back into wholock after almost ten years feels like i'm a world war one veteran being called into the draft for world war two. what do you mean the longest sherlock fic on ao3 is a mythea fic. i'm having flashbacks like i'm a vietnam vet

this is true

it feels like relapsing on drugs lmao

which one of you mfs is writing fic in cuneiform

its getting so bad i'm opening a second tab on my phone to open a separate fanfiction so i can switch between them

don't make me stick my thumbs in my suspenders and slide them up and down while i squint at you

so tempted to make a dweeb reference to i have no mouth and i must scream but theyd just ask chatgpt to summarize the book or whatever so what's the point in even trying to communicate my idea to people like that

one day i shall. until then i will subsist off of yearning

i'll only make fun of you a little bit for it ok? :)

never apologize for posting francis. i would pissmog the shit out of you anyway

that's amazing. oh to be a transsexual laying in bed smoking a cigarette while the sun rises over the eiffel tower outside the window

that's the dream

the other flies at the bar: is he, yknow...

she skulk in my catacombs till i baguette

french person that fell into a sinkhole be like

fuck the catacombs all my homies hate the catacombs

The image is a comic strip showing two passengers on a bus, each with a different view outside their window. - The person on the left looks sad and is gazing out at a rocky, dark cliffside. They are labeled with the democratic symbol, the letter "D" inside a blue circle, with the caption "America is dying." - The person on the right appears cheerful, viewing a bright and sunny landscape with mountains. They are labeled with the communist symbol, a red hammer and sickle. The same caption, "America is dying," is above this person.

what's a good place to get a strap from does anyone know. not for any particular reason

got me pacing around work like a caged animal haha, one of these days i'm gonna nail you francis

good boy! i hope you've got a sturdy bedframe :)

now this is good boy behavior if i've ever seen it imho

in fact i know i can! maybe even two of ya ;)

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yes!! i bet i could deadlift you ngl

happy birthday!!