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A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

Standing in line at the grocery store? Waiting for the bus? Why not take a moment to look at your phone and

✨ Witness The Horrors ✨

Standing in line at the grocery store? Waiting for the bus? Why not take a moment to look at your phone and

✨ Witness The Horrors ✨

since women's day is an hour shorter this year, women will be taking that hour from another day at some point during the year. we don't tell you when, but it will happen

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

A black and white comic book panel, depicting a group of female pirates bursting into a ship filled with pompous rich folk in high hats and bonnets. The pirates are wielding sabres and revolvers. The pirate leader screams, in Spanish: "Everybody up against the wall, you cretinous, degenerate capitalists! Your lives and your fortunes belong to us!" A man in a top hat and suit exclaims "It's an attack!" and a bonnet-wearing lady says "It's piracy! It's those damned feminist corsairs!"

Save us, feminist corsairs!

Art by Alfredo Alcala, script by Bill Dubay

A small bottle of Aperito Spritz, a very orange ready to drink bottled cocktail

it's the weekend, baybee

Would love to connect with a Seattle-based, trans graphic designer to do some flyers for an event by/for trans people in Seattle.

Would be compensated.

The glue-sniffing guy from Airplane! (1980) with the text "looks like I picked the right week to buy an electric car"

hell yeah, get wifed

Hell yeah, love to min/max my hormones

"This is what the jackboots actually look like, people. We have seen the enemy, and it's right here at home."

This was a meeting about a mild transportation project to decrease speeding, improve lighting, and make an accessible barrier protected trail.

Or a totalitarian invasion? Hard to know.

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

I knew I'd get too old to recognize new celebrities but I did not expect to get too old to recognize what celebrities are famous for. every day I go "is that a new singer" and then a person born in 2007 goes "ew no they're a peeble streamer on doop" as linch closer to the grave

A bumper sticker that reads KEEP HONKING I'm gonna cum oh god yes keep going I'm so close

new bumper sticker idea

a black and white typography edit that reads "i am making permanent choices because i want permanent changes." the text is in all caps and is printed over a opened case of tools. the image is textured with very small halftone dots

i ❣️ bodily autonomy

Okay I think I need to read this solely based on the fact that every printing of this book has an incredible cover

I had a catheter after surgery a few years ago and it's wild to be so aware of your bodily functions

"you need to learn how to use gAI or you'll get left behind!"

counterpoint!

the absolute fastest way to render yourself unemployable is to build your skillset around a tool that does your thinking for you, that everyone has access to, and that one company can change or take away at any time

Good to know! Probably 95% of the time this car will be used for my 10 mile commute to work and grocery store trips so I plan on only charging it with a basic 110v outlet in my driveway. The guy who's selling it to me said to avoid quick charging if possible to prolong battery health

I'm in the process of buying a 2015 Leaf at the moment, so I'll take advice if it applies to that model as well

The glue-sniffing guy from Airplane! (1980) with the text "looks like I picked the right week to buy an electric car"

I'm so glad I know how to fix stuff like this. For me it was an annoying early morning trip to Home Depot for a $14 part and some fiddling around with a couple wrenches

If I hadn't known how to fix it, it would have been a probably $200 call to a plumber and several hours of my day

fortunately it was an easy fix, just needed to replace the cold water supply line but it would have been nice if it waited until at least like 8am to leak

love too wake up at 5:00am to a water heater leak

Cats must fight great battles of the mind to prevent malevolent spirits from entering the home that is why they’re so sleepy all the time

hell yeah

Farbtoner

found out that this is a legitimate company and I'm losing my goddamn mind

The odometer of a 2000 Suzuki Vitara reading 171717 miles

mmm, number

A perfect round black bunny

saw this perfect orb at the fair today