@katesloan.com
📚 Author/Journalist KateWritesAboutSex.com 🍆 Sex toy reviewer GirlyJuice.net 🎙️ Sex podcaster TheDildorks.com 🪄 Vibrator nerd MakingMagicSeries.com 🎶 Songwriter KateSloan.Bandcamp.com 📍 Brooklyn + sometimes Toronto
NEW on the blog:
Review: Ppunson Tom 36-lb. realistic male torso sex doll
girlyjuice.net/review-ppuns...
A mysterious giant box arrived at my apartment last month, and it turned out to be Tom, a super lifelike sex doll with a massive dick. Click through to read all about my experience with him!
Found the worst Zef (so far, anyway). It's Baywatch. It's definitely Baywatch. More like Bay*DON'T*watch, am I right
lmaoooo, your human imitation of A.I. probably contains better sex advice than most robots could muster 😂
oh! I didn't know this book existed, but I'm so glad it does! bookshop.org/a/24457/9798...
I keep receiving press releases lately about how some couples now are having "threesomes" with an A.I. acting as the "third" – which like... huh?? how? what? why?
"Your no makes the way for your yes. Boundaries create the container within which your yes is authentic. Being able to say no makes yes a choice." -adrienne maree brown
I have never in my life heard anyone refer to a singular Reese's Piece, but he does it in this video and so I love him even more
"For anybody wondering, 'Aren't you Jewish?' – yes, and I'm bad at it" www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEo8...
gawd I love him
lyrics of my punk-rock anti-A.I. anthem
unironically probably the hardest I have ever rocked in a song bsky.app/profile/kate...
NEW on the blog:
Review: Ppunson Tom 36-lb. realistic male torso sex doll
girlyjuice.net/review-ppuns...
A mysterious giant box arrived at my apartment last month, and it turned out to be Tom, a super lifelike sex doll with a massive dick. Click through to read all about my experience with him!
do y'all know about SexInfo101? truly one of the original sex nerd treasure trove websites
it's basically a repository of sexual positions, complete with illustrations sexinfo101.com/positions (very cis-hetero tho)
I am 1,200+ words into this sex doll review draft and not even close to done, but at least we can giggle at the very graphic graphics together
seems like Shere suffered from something akin to rejection sensitive dysphoria; she would often fly off the handle when criticized/questioned, including in media appearances, which sadly resulted in her often being written off as an irrational angry feminist etc. even as she shared vital info 😔
A cartoon graphic from a sex doll manufacturer's website, showing a buff/muscly sex doll being fucked in various positions, with the caption "suitable for most: gay use, female use, couple use, doggy style"
brb rewriting my online dating bio to say "suitable for gay use, female use, couple use, and doggy-style"
it's about Shere Hite, writer of The Hite Report; her research first found that 70% of people with vulvas need clitoral stimulation to reach orgasm
I found it fascinating to read about the backlash from men in particular – they wanted to keep believing in the fantasy they'd been sold instead
finished this recently (bookshop.org/a/24457/9781...), it was fascinating, big recommend for sex nerds
wild that one woman's discreditation by the media led to basic sexual knowledge getting buried (e.g. TONS of people still don't know that clit stimulation is how most people w/ vulvas get off)
it's Bandcamp Friday so it's an especially great day to buy my music 😘 every penny goes to supporting my art!
my SongAWeek 2025 album (katesloan.bandcamp.com/album/a-song...) is a whopping 52!!! songs about love, sex, tattoos, Pokémon, queerness, obsession, death, elevators, New York City, & more 💖
Watched 3 Zef movies yesterday:
The Lorax – gave it 3.5 stars; fun animation, good message, cute voice performances
Gold – 4.5 stars; it’s mystifying that Zac didn’t win any acting awards for this, it’s GREAT & gritty & gutting
New Year’s Eve – even 1.5 stars feels generous tbh, it’s Not Good
Thank you my love 💖
Bandcamp Friday March 6 promo graphic
it’s #BandcampFriday so every penny goes to artists today.
🩵 my wife @katesloan.com has written a song every week for years. they’re so often funny and sexy and catchy. katesloan.bandcamp.com
🌿 my sister @rosemary.world makes gay trans bedroom pop. you just might cry. fennelflowers.bandcamp.com
usually the only math I do now, as a sex writer, is money math + converting circumference to diameter lol
If my girl @lillywachowski.bsky.social is steering something, you can bet it has the goods. Now, more than ever, we need a cinema by and for the queers.
I won a math medal in high school (and then pretty much never used high-level math for anything ever again)
Do news outlets who report his claims in a straightforward manner understand this makes THEM look ridiculous too?
My new favorite Zef movie is Gold (2022)
It's basically like Cast Away but in a post-apocalyptic desert
Definitely the most visceral, intense performance I've seen from him so far, and also just a fantastic movie, I thought!
watched The Lorax today, in which Zef has a decent-sized voice role
it was delightful – so much whimsical animation & a star-studded cast – & was interesting to observe that Zef is still attractive & charismatic even when you can’t see his face 😂 he brought such earnest cuteness to the role vocally
Song #9/52
"ChatGPT Is Not A Therapist"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS0m...
Reports of A.I.-induced psychosis have been worrying me lately, so I wrote a punk-rock song about the perils of ChatGPT.
I am here 👋🏻 🇨🇦
my first piece (cowritten with Catriona Innes) in a print magazine comes out today: we interviewed 13 people, mostly trans women, about how the Supreme Court ruling has affected them for Cosmo UK
www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/reports/a...
YOU BETTER FUCK IN THIS DYSTOPIA Just like that. Sweaty. Tears dripping only on your back. They don't want us alive, so we fuck about it. We work it out and make love about it. We wear red like the blood in the courtroom isn't ours. We pepper spray, taser, master lock, blade, and the blade has garlic on it. We use none of this when we fuck unless you like that. We ready for when the dystopia gets too close. Sometimes, dystopia gets into where we trying to fuck. If dystopia gets into the bedroom, it is not your fault. Baby, come. Let's go to the party and sweat about it. Just like that. Place your head on their shoulders after the news. Let them carry the weight then carry the weight of your ass pressed to their hips. Dance like they ain't trying to kill us, like this our last night alive.