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Jesse Raub

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writer and coffee professional, formerly at Serious Eats, stuff in Bon Appetit, Bright Wall/Dark Room, Vulture, HAD, Polygon, and other places. I also have a newsletter: https://jesseraub.online

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here’s hoping they keep passing faster and faster until they catch up to normal time

07.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m really sorry to hear you’re going through it. anytime i’ve had to make it through these types of moments i just have to remember: tomorrow is another day. and i say that tomorrow about the next day. and so on. and after a little while, it does just get easier.

07.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

lol yeah

07.03.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t know why everyone is so concerned about the cost of a barrel of oil lol i only change my oil like once a year lemme know when gas goes up lol that’s the stuff i use every day

07.03.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

mine stops there too because it best honors Him (penis)

07.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yes the computer is able to zoom in on my penis

07.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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havoc from i think you should leave on the beach in decision to leave

karl havoc from i think you should leave on the beach in decision to leave

decision to i think you should leave

25.04.2025 02:25 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
the chainmail glove scene of decision to leave. a man in the foreground is facing away from the camera and kneeling. his arm is extended and he is putting on a chainmail glove. in the background a young man stands with a knife.

the chainmail glove scene of decision to leave. a man in the foreground is facing away from the camera and kneeling. his arm is extended and he is putting on a chainmail glove. in the background a young man stands with a knife.

tfw you need to put on ur chainmail glove to subdue a knife wielding youth

24.04.2025 01:24 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
shima suhi premium set from decision to leave

shima suhi premium set from decision to leave

tfw u know she’s the one

24.04.2025 01:33 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
nyt reader’s choice best movie and it’s decision to leave 10 times

nyt reader’s choice best movie and it’s decision to leave 10 times

some of us have seen god’s light

24.06.2025 03:30 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
21.09.2025 10:56 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i use the computer with my beautiful body

07.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
decision to leave scene where he’s holding the ashtray

decision to leave scene where he’s holding the ashtray

07.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nothing kills the joy of a cigarette in bed when you’re tired like someone watching you

07.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

cigarettes are back. and, most importantly, smoking in bed unattended

04.03.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

One of my Platner takes is he didn’t organically emerge from any movement or organization. He’s just an individual who has β€œbeliefs” or whatever. He’s another brand amongst brands. If elected, capital won’t even have to pry him from any working class movement that could hold him to account

07.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 153 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

boss pointing at the flashing red light that says IMPACT IMMINENT. TAKE SHELTER. asked me what it means. i dunno, man, i just work here

06.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bodycam video contradicts ICE claims in fatal shooting of U.S. citizen Ruben Ray Martinez in Texas Video of last year's fatal shooting of Ruben Ray Martinez obtained by CBS News appears to contradict claims that Martinez was shot by an ICE agent because he "accelerated" and "intentionally ran over"...

DHS claimed "an ICE agent had fired 'defensive shots' into Martinez's vehicle after Martinez 'intentionally ran over' another agent."

But body cam video now "shows that Martinez's vehicle, a blue Ford Fusion, was stationary or going at a very low rate of speed when he was fatally shot."

07.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 3908 πŸ” 1820 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 109

am i goin’ out like stan chera

07.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

our culture is not your costume

07.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe even a β€œhey don’t drink anything for the next two weeks” even

07.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

got any advice, doc

07.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

love to ask the doctor about some test results and have them be like β€œoh yeah we’ll retest in two weeks and see what that’s looking like. all good: also we’re scheduling an ultrasound of your liver and uh just let us know if you become jaundiced”

07.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid Footage obtained by The Handbasket’s lawsuit shows a hostile takeover on March 17, 2025.

SCOOP β€” Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.

My report:

06.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 6950 πŸ” 2583 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 92

boss pointing at the flashing red light that says IMPACT IMMINENT. TAKE SHELTER. asked me what it means. i dunno, man, i just work here

06.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mother put her hands over her face and completely disappeared. This degenerate nihilistic storytelling is killing our culture. Oh! But wait! Mother has returned! This redemptive hopeful storytelling is leading us to utopia!

06.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 395 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

it's so disorienting hearing people rewrite history that Lamb is somehow the true secret progressive

06.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a quote tweet from last year of Film Updates confirming that ted lasso is returning for s4. my quote tweet: ted lasso season 1 premiered in the first year of covid. we are not prepared for whatever this news is heralding

a quote tweet from last year of Film Updates confirming that ted lasso is returning for s4. my quote tweet: ted lasso season 1 premiered in the first year of covid. we are not prepared for whatever this news is heralding

ohhh it was WW3

06.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 456 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

some version of fan service where the only conceptual thing that people are going to like is guns

06.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0