Do NOT speak to me or my Son, or my Son's son,or my Son's Son's Son EVER again!

thats adorable

He just barks.
All good.
He doesnt bite.

I'm unpacking with Nightmare Before Christmas on in the background and this part genuinely stunlocked me. I almost dropped the plates I was holding.

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

SHAKE YA Äẞẞ

halloween special

The Big Darby

I love whatever is wrong with them 🙂‍↕️

When someone points at a hadron and asks what it is:

JA Westenberg @Daojoan@mastodon.social My 9 year old and his classmates have started using “that’s AI” to mean “I don’t believe you.” Me: we’re having dinosaur meat for dinner Kiddo: that’s AI Sep 24, 2025, 07:36 AM

They've lost the 9yos

How did they do that in 2002??

Need 600 dollars due to recent personal tragedy. Picture is not related, I cannot figure out how to delete it. The money is not for that. I don’t know what it is even

A screenshot of my profile picture showing a blue checkmark badge next to my name

Bluesky Verified!!!!
This, of course, means that everything I post from now on is confirmed as true ☑️

thank you

The amount of patients rodger has to tolerate this is unthinkable

Horse sized Gold Ship 🏇

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Like this?

This had a video version:

"BOZO. EAT DUST. THIS BAG TWO-THIRDS AIR."

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She is out of controll!!

When birds saw humans give an injured bird special treatment.😅

Bro, aint no way you just called Bao and Pikame Nazis

the metamorphosux
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