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@dasshift

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Do NOT speak to me or my Son, or my Son's son,or my Son's Son's Son EVER again!

25.02.2026 22:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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02.02.2026 22:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

thats adorable

02.02.2026 22:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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19.01.2026 05:29 👍 6325 🔁 2046 💬 102 📌 247

He just barks.
All good.
He doesnt bite.

28.12.2025 18:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I'm unpacking with Nightmare Before Christmas on in the background and this part genuinely stunlocked me. I almost dropped the plates I was holding.

24.12.2025 19:38 👍 282 🔁 165 💬 3 📌 1

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

09.10.2025 15:11 👍 3119 🔁 926 💬 30 📌 21
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02.11.2025 11:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SHAKE YA Äẞẞ

02.11.2025 10:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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halloween special

30.10.2025 20:11 👍 3644 🔁 1238 💬 23 📌 7
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The Big Darby

20.10.2025 12:54 👍 106 🔁 29 💬 3 📌 2
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I love whatever is wrong with them 🙂‍↕️

19.10.2025 11:09 👍 2713 🔁 767 💬 73 📌 156
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When someone points at a hadron and asks what it is:

18.10.2025 11:12 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
JA Westenberg
@Daojoan@mastodon.social

My 9 year old and his classmates have started using “that’s AI” to mean “I don’t believe you.”

Me: we’re having dinosaur meat for dinner 

Kiddo: that’s AI
Sep 24, 2025, 07:36 AM

JA Westenberg @Daojoan@mastodon.social My 9 year old and his classmates have started using “that’s AI” to mean “I don’t believe you.” Me: we’re having dinosaur meat for dinner Kiddo: that’s AI Sep 24, 2025, 07:36 AM

They've lost the 9yos

24.09.2025 16:03 👍 10973 🔁 2943 💬 106 📌 360
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26.08.2025 13:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How did they do that in 2002??

26.08.2025 13:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Need 600 dollars due to recent personal tragedy. Picture is not related, I cannot figure out how to delete it. The money is not for that. I don’t know what it is even

16.08.2025 20:38 👍 3694 🔁 869 💬 44 📌 33
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03.08.2025 20:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A screenshot of my profile picture showing a blue checkmark badge next to my name

A screenshot of my profile picture showing a blue checkmark badge next to my name

Bluesky Verified!!!!
This, of course, means that everything I post from now on is confirmed as true ☑️

30.07.2025 06:39 👍 578 🔁 25 💬 16 📌 0

thank you

26.07.2025 13:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The amount of patients rodger has to tolerate this is unthinkable

23.07.2025 22:19 👍 3591 🔁 484 💬 26 📌 1
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Horse sized Gold Ship 🏇

21.07.2025 22:45 👍 1307 🔁 299 💬 7 📌 8
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Like this?

18.07.2025 21:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This had a video version:

18.06.2025 22:58 👍 75 🔁 22 💬 1 📌 0
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"BOZO. EAT DUST. THIS BAG TWO-THIRDS AIR."

09.07.2025 11:22 👍 6139 🔁 2067 💬 55 📌 143
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pqppppppppppppppp

06.07.2025 13:48 👍 776 🔁 405 💬 7 📌 6

She is out of controll!!

11.07.2025 11:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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When birds saw humans give an injured bird special treatment.😅

06.07.2025 22:47 👍 7777 🔁 1271 💬 338 📌 253

Bro, aint no way you just called Bao and Pikame Nazis

27.06.2025 12:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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the metamorphosux
#makeaterriblecomicday2025

24.06.2025 22:51 👍 2511 🔁 744 💬 16 📌 7