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Minors DNI Lvl 25 Non-Binary - They/Them Furry Taken πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Pfp art by @roguekj_ Cover photo by @OlivenBage on FB

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Absolutely, can hear the Guns N' Roses parody now 🀣

08.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to the Jund-le is peak cant lie

08.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ashling = Spellemental Spitball

08.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They found a way to make "long Furby" more cursed lmfao

08.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A creature in Magic the Gathering that states if casting or copying an instant or sorcery spell causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
Also has Pseudo Prowess.

A creature in Magic the Gathering that states if casting or copying an instant or sorcery spell causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. Also has Pseudo Prowess.

Every spellslinger deck i do now has those 2 and this doubling dork

08.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

.....this card is now a part of my future nightmares and night terrors....this art will haunt me for years 😭🀣

08.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy International Women's Day chat! Who is your favourite woman commander?

08.03.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

Alesha πŸ₯° my Aristocratic Commander β€οΈπŸ€πŸ–€
🩡🩷🀍🩷🩡

08.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Creature from magic the Gathering that states:
Flying
Whenever Mindbender Spores blocks any creature, put four fungus counters on that creature. During its controllers untap phase, remove a fungus counter from the creature. As long as the creature has any fungus counters on it, it does not untap during its controllers untap phase.

Creature from magic the Gathering that states: Flying Whenever Mindbender Spores blocks any creature, put four fungus counters on that creature. During its controllers untap phase, remove a fungus counter from the creature. As long as the creature has any fungus counters on it, it does not untap during its controllers untap phase.

Today's mtg card that made me go wtf.
Looks like a swarm of Zoidbergs from Futurama lol

#mtg #wtf

07.03.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Super Lesbian Animal RPG, Atlyss, Wild Woods, Wild Assault (PvP), Cuisineer, Cat Quest 1&2

These are on steam and I recommend them

06.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I once saw a comment on a YouTube video that said rosedoodle was the Dark Souls difficulty of brat to brat tamers and I think about it sometimes and giggle

06.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Magic the Gatherinf Enchantment stating creatures with flying can only block creatures with flying and creatures without gain reach.

Magic the Gatherinf Enchantment stating creatures with flying can only block creatures with flying and creatures without gain reach.

Random MTG card of the day goes to: Chaosphere

06.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Been contemplating putting this in Alesha, Who Smiles at Death but not quite sure

05.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trans rights ARE human rights. They are not two separate categories.

05.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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We’ve reached chilling levels of corruption. Freshly opened accounts on Polymarket scored $1.2 million by betting on air strikes in Iran, just hours before they happened.

05.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

I love games and so many of the people who make them. It was an honor to accept the award on behalf of the team and a privilege to be able to speak to what I believe in. β™₯️

05.03.2026 06:08 πŸ‘ 9670 πŸ” 1757 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 17

There has been people saying this is possibly being debunked as the actual letters stating this are not almost copy paste but also suspiciously written the exact same for each report so be warry

05.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Seems like the media should at least express some curiosity about this.

open.substack.com/pub/jonathan...

03.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 20385 πŸ” 8494 πŸ’¬ 2471 πŸ“Œ 1184

It's a start!!!

03.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm over the god shit this administration is pushing. They are literally the least godly people around.

03.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 6699 πŸ” 1793 πŸ’¬ 671 πŸ“Œ 228
A Magic the Gathering card called "Eyes of the Watcher" Enchantment that states "Whenever  you play an instant or sorcery spell, you may pay 1 mana. If you do, scry 2."

A Magic the Gathering card called "Eyes of the Watcher" Enchantment that states "Whenever you play an instant or sorcery spell, you may pay 1 mana. If you do, scry 2."

Found this gem looking for potential upgrades for my spell slinging deck!

#mtg #magic #enchantment

03.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They are bombing schools in other countries and sending American soldiers to their death and they can’t even be arsed to decide on a reason. It is utterly maddening.

02.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 2543 πŸ” 556 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 14
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a cartoon drawing of a girl with purple eyes and a hat Alt: a cartoon drawing of a girl with purple eyes and a hat spinning
03.03.2026 09:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Boardroom Suggestion meme.
Panel 1: Executive says "Alright people, I need ideas! We need to get people to stop calling us Microslop, PRONTO! What do you got?!"
Panel 2: Panelist A says "Delete Comments!" Panelist B says "Add the word to ban lists!" Panelist C says "How about we stop making slop?"
Panel 3: Executive has an angry face
Panel 4: Panelist C still looking at the executive
Panel 5: Panelist C gets thrown out of a window

The Boardroom Suggestion meme. Panel 1: Executive says "Alright people, I need ideas! We need to get people to stop calling us Microslop, PRONTO! What do you got?!" Panel 2: Panelist A says "Delete Comments!" Panelist B says "Add the word to ban lists!" Panelist C says "How about we stop making slop?" Panel 3: Executive has an angry face Panel 4: Panelist C still looking at the executive Panel 5: Panelist C gets thrown out of a window

I made this in like five minutes lmao

02.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Easily at the bare minimum a myr or construct token

02.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Interrupts grave play decks, like in response to you putting target creature that costs 9+ mana for 2 on field from grave, well now its in hand

01.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Trump stands dressed in a commodore uniform with nonsensical medals all over his chest under a β€œMission Accomplushed banner. One Trump speech medL reads: β€œOperation Epstein Distraction Has Begun!” A second speech bubble reads: β€œAll Epstein News Has Been Obliterated”.

Trump stands dressed in a commodore uniform with nonsensical medals all over his chest under a β€œMission Accomplushed banner. One Trump speech medL reads: β€œOperation Epstein Distraction Has Begun!” A second speech bubble reads: β€œAll Epstein News Has Been Obliterated”.

01.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 1445 πŸ” 550 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 38

WELL NOW, would you look at that?

A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.

01.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 3627 πŸ” 1050 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 25

Id like to tack on Detroit Become Human to that

01.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had fun and got the cards wanted? Sounds like a lot of wins to me

28.02.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0