Phoenix/Poem

Absolutely, can hear the Guns N' Roses parody now 🤣

Welcome to the Jund-le is peak cant lie

Ashling = Spellemental Spitball

They found a way to make "long Furby" more cursed lmfao

A creature in Magic the Gathering that states if casting or copying an instant or sorcery spell causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. Also has Pseudo Prowess.

Every spellslinger deck i do now has those 2 and this doubling dork

.....this card is now a part of my future nightmares and night terrors....this art will haunt me for years 😭🤣

Happy International Women's Day chat! Who is your favourite woman commander?

Alesha 🥰 my Aristocratic Commander ❤️🤍🖤
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Creature from magic the Gathering that states: Flying Whenever Mindbender Spores blocks any creature, put four fungus counters on that creature. During its controllers untap phase, remove a fungus counter from the creature. As long as the creature has any fungus counters on it, it does not untap during its controllers untap phase.

Today's mtg card that made me go wtf.
Looks like a swarm of Zoidbergs from Futurama lol

#mtg #wtf

Super Lesbian Animal RPG, Atlyss, Wild Woods, Wild Assault (PvP), Cuisineer, Cat Quest 1&2

These are on steam and I recommend them

I once saw a comment on a YouTube video that said rosedoodle was the Dark Souls difficulty of brat to brat tamers and I think about it sometimes and giggle

Magic the Gatherinf Enchantment stating creatures with flying can only block creatures with flying and creatures without gain reach.

Random MTG card of the day goes to: Chaosphere

Been contemplating putting this in Alesha, Who Smiles at Death but not quite sure

Trans rights ARE human rights. They are not two separate categories.

perfectunion
We’ve reached chilling levels of corruption. Freshly opened accounts on Polymarket scored $1.2 million by betting on air strikes in Iran, just hours before they happened.

I love games and so many of the people who make them. It was an honor to accept the award on behalf of the team and a privilege to be able to speak to what I believe in. ♥️

There has been people saying this is possibly being debunked as the actual letters stating this are not almost copy paste but also suspiciously written the exact same for each report so be warry

Seems like the media should at least express some curiosity about this.

open.substack.com/pub/jonathan...

It's a start!!!

I'm over the god shit this administration is pushing. They are literally the least godly people around.

A Magic the Gathering card called "Eyes of the Watcher" Enchantment that states "Whenever you play an instant or sorcery spell, you may pay 1 mana. If you do, scry 2."

Found this gem looking for potential upgrades for my spell slinging deck!

#mtg #magic #enchantment

They are bombing schools in other countries and sending American soldiers to their death and they can’t even be arsed to decide on a reason. It is utterly maddening.

The Boardroom Suggestion meme. Panel 1: Executive says "Alright people, I need ideas! We need to get people to stop calling us Microslop, PRONTO! What do you got?!" Panel 2: Panelist A says "Delete Comments!" Panelist B says "Add the word to ban lists!" Panelist C says "How about we stop making slop?" Panel 3: Executive has an angry face Panel 4: Panelist C still looking at the executive Panel 5: Panelist C gets thrown out of a window

I made this in like five minutes lmao

Easily at the bare minimum a myr or construct token

Interrupts grave play decks, like in response to you putting target creature that costs 9+ mana for 2 on field from grave, well now its in hand

Trump stands dressed in a commodore uniform with nonsensical medals all over his chest under a “Mission Accomplushed banner. One Trump speech medL reads: “Operation Epstein Distraction Has Begun!” A second speech bubble reads: “All Epstein News Has Been Obliterated”.

WELL NOW, would you look at that?

A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.

Id like to tack on Detroit Become Human to that

Had fun and got the cards wanted? Sounds like a lot of wins to me