Keith Kelly

CLIVE BARKER’S HUNTER X HUNTER

Honestly, it’s this or Blade Runner.

Name a tv show you feel like no one remembers but you:

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.

I was exhausted yesterday, but managed to sleep off and on for ~11 hours.

I’m still coughing up goo, I have a headache, and I’m incredibly tired, but I finally feel mostly human for the first time in a week and a half.

I’m at that point in being sick where I somehow feel a lot better and just fucking awful at the same time.

Finally getting decent sleep, hot coffee, Tylenol and Ricola are doing the Lord’s work.

I cool thing about not working where I used to anymore is I can be honest and say that collab they’re doing with MrBeast looks like off-brand shit you’d get on Amazon.

How I arrived on BlueSky from X.

Last year my doctor told me regular use of Benadryl is associated with increased risk for dementia, and he suggested I stop taking it.

I didn’t, but if he’d told me people who frequently use it sometimes hallucinate a shadow person called “hat man,” I might have.

I would rather watch a movie or show with Jared Leto than some AI bullshit.

REPORTER: Don’t you have a job? Isn’t it in the Constitution that only y’all can do certain things?

MIKE JOHNSON: Huh, wuh, haha, well, I mean it’s just a little treat for dadd-I mean, uh, limited action for President Da-uh, Trump. We, uh, ahem, uh, only get involved if it’s convenie-I mean needed.

Why, yes, Instagram, I WOULD like to sign up for an app that helps you find D&D groups.

Thanks! I’ve successfully survived 44 years.

No, Instagram, I don’t want to sign up for a dating app for neurodivergent people.

Why do I keep playing Resident Evil games?

The gifts were excellent, and one made me feel real joy for the first time in years. It was thoughtful (with no input from me) in a way that made me feel genuinely seen and appreciated.

I don’t know what I did to deserve it, but I want to hug this person so hard we collapse into a black hole.

Going through security, a TSA agent at LAX told me I “don’t look 43,” and followed it with “the reaper hasn’t come for you yet. That’s why you look so young.”

I responded, “huh ok uh sure” because wtf?

They're hoping we'll forget about this in a few months and that we'll resubscribe to Nitro so they can get back their funding for this nonsense. Cancel yours and do not forget about this.

Why did I book a 7pm flight tomorrow? I have NOTHING to do after check out at 12pm.

The makeup held up well, and the show was amazing.

I can’t believe I’ve gotten to see Ghost twice, and that one of the shows was the last of the tour.

I’ve got feelings about it, and about being in LA effectively alone for another couple days. Thankfully I can sleep in tomorrow and process.

Not feeling super confident about wearing Copia makeup to the Ghost concert tonight, but oh well.

I don’t care if they’re “bad,” they’re absolutely delicious.

I always get these at the airport as a post-flight snack.

The most unbelievable thing in Supernatural is the S2 episode set in SF, where a single person can afford a large one bedroom apartment on an executive assistant’s salary.

There’s also a werewolf or whatever.

I can tell I’m in a weird place mentally because I’ve lost any enthusiasm about seeing Ghost on Monday.

I just want to stay home and wrestle with the crap I’ve been dealing with in therapy.

“Well humans use resources too” has got to be the dumbest, most horseshit defense of AI that I’ve heard.

A friend of mine has gifts for me, presumably because my birthday is next week.

I feel marginally more anxiety around receiving gifts from, and spending time with, this person than I do some upcoming travel.

Why am I like this?

Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, and Breath of the Wild.

Wind Waker is still the only Zelda game I’ve beaten, despite my love for the series.