topulation pyre

Makes you yearn for the days that the australian labor party was led by the charismatic anti-imperial iconoclast simon crean

i love him though

i promise you will find other retail workers that love you

Leon's Kennedy

please help my HEY account has been taken over by Mumford & Sons and HEY they won't let me post what HEY I want they keep smacking my HEY hands away from the keyboard and it's HEY starting to get violent I'm legit scared HEY

horror story about millions of people becoming Retvrn guys for a past that not only never existed but could never exist in our reality, yet by the force of their communal longing they begin to bring this inchoate nightmare realm into being

it's non-fiction

I'm whisky

pleased to announce that after brief consultation i will be stepping into a new role as leader of iran

deluxe? do I look like a fucking faggot to you? give me a bacon normal

I wish my parents loved me as much as they love facebook reels

I love that when they talk about bringing US values to foreign autocratic regimes, they start with that most American of pursuits, the school massacre.

can you solve the riddle. one of these narcotics will never tell the truth. the other one don't lie, don't lie, don't lie.

"how bloody hard can it be"

me and the boys in the shed having a couple beers and starting our own new porn site

I don't smoke any yummy cigarettes tonight. I almost didn't even want to.

ladies and gentlemen, is it a crime to murder a blak man and wound another while driving above the speed limit without a licence in an unregistered vehicle and flee the scene because you don't want to be alcohol/drug tested and brag to your friends about it over text message? not in my Australia.

unlicensed, unregistered and speeding

every day I say to myself "surely this injustice will rouse the placid australian populace" but every day it don't

to be fair, he also received a $2500 fine

heartbroken. shattered.

tell me about it

i hate problems that can only be solved by waiting an indefinite period of time. especially when i can see the wheels not turning.

I'm into it

Zipacna from Stargate, a white man with blue eyes. He has small but noticeable makeup around his eyes and is wearing a hat made of many stalks of grass.

Zipacna, the cuntiest goa'uld

🚨 'Two Australian sailors were aboard the nuclear-powered US submarine when it torpedoed – and sank – an Iranian warship off the coast of Sri Lanka yesterday.

9News understands the Australians are on the American submarine as part of the AUKUS training rotation.'

www.9news.com.au/world/us-isr...

i know i'm meant to find drownings and shark attacks sad but i feel like the ocean is justified in its actions

any amount of casual affection and I swear undying fealty

♥️

ok but why

heyyy