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majordomo at Frownland Records, Austin Texas' Only Independent Record Label. 42nd Order of Erisian Posadist Sain'ts, Hidden Valley Branch. Go Stars! steam: iq303

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I used to tell people I was named after Curtis, but it was actually Anderson

07.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in the service industry, we call it amateur night

07.03.2026 08:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

huh, i pulled adding ~1/4 cup of half & half from making chicken marsala a bunch. it does just kinda work

06.03.2026 06:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nothing will actually deliver that Q3A hit bcz i'm old and slow, now, but dang does this get close

06.03.2026 06:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Yeah, we can play that new game, as soon as I'm done typing it in"

06.03.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Capitalism Ruins Everything Around Me

C.R.E.A.M.

06.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i sold so many copies of Interman, and now it looks like i've lost mine. extreme sadface.jpg

06.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

should absolutely rock the shirt and tie look again, tho

06.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is Ian, we hung out in Austin a few times, didn't know you were on this app. sorry for the thread hijack, lol

06.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

except collage actually *is* punk rock or hip hop or w/e 'cool' thing you want to call it

06.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ah yes the notorious punk rock move of *squints* using a product owned by billionaires to avoid having to learn how to do things yourself

21.02.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a wild Ira appears!

06.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Capitalism Ruins Everything Around Me

C.R.E.A.M.

06.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching more tax dollars then I will generate in my entire life be wasted on trying to blow up a drawing of a drone on the ground and crying tears of joy that we are going to lose and the American empire will fall

04.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 1415 πŸ” 185 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 6

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

04.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 7444 πŸ” 1508 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 71

[redacted]

03.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Please keep an eye out

03.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 257 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6

I do this with honey instead of jam

03.03.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So as the USA and Israel continue to bomb civilians, hospitals, schools etc across the middle east, let’s think ahead a bit.

If, heaven forbid, there’s ever another terrorist attack in the USA related to that region, can we please skip the fake-innocent WHY DO THEY HATE US shit this time??

03.03.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 703 πŸ” 124 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 4

saw someone typo his name as "Ross Doughat" and yeahno; that's just his name, now

02.03.2026 08:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a lot of people don't have morals

28.02.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

brady tkachuk and jack hughes, it is time for you to support your president, it is time for you to enlist

28.02.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 548 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3

The only acceptable dem platform is "we will do what we failed to do in both Reconstruction and Denazification, brutally punishing everyone responsible and draining the billionaires into destitution to fund the 50 year program of fixing what they destroyed", and dem leadership is incapable of this.

28.02.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 470 πŸ” 143 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Fuck Trump. Fuck the puppeteers behind him. Fuck the GOP, especially congressional Republicans and quisling Democrats, who enabled him. Fuck the people who voted for this, and fuck the media for never reporting on him realistically.

Fuck them all, for they have truly fucked us and the world.

28.02.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 2294 πŸ” 583 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 17

250 years for an empire to fall. And we all got front row seats.

28.02.2026 07:40 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Quit stalling. You better open that son of a bitch!

28.02.2026 10:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Who wanna throw an end of the world rave?

28.02.2026 08:17 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 12

Can we normalize thigh-high socks?

28.02.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 181 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 7
a shirt design featuring a skateboarding boy who may look somewhat similar to a famous skateboarding boy from a cartoon but it's impossible to know for sure because there's a black bar over his eyes, holding his own severed head and saying "anything subversive or countercultural can and will be commodified and re-absorbed by existing social order, defanged and neutralized, reduced to an aesthetic pose. No product can ever be radical, man."
in blue and red on white

a shirt design featuring a skateboarding boy who may look somewhat similar to a famous skateboarding boy from a cartoon but it's impossible to know for sure because there's a black bar over his eyes, holding his own severed head and saying "anything subversive or countercultural can and will be commodified and re-absorbed by existing social order, defanged and neutralized, reduced to an aesthetic pose. No product can ever be radical, man." in blue and red on white

My new shirt design is so powerful that part of it had to be redacted for the preview image
roryblank.bigcartel.com

28.02.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 2279 πŸ” 545 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 15
The Poisonousness - They Might Be Giants feat. Robin "Goldie" Goldwasser (official video)
The Poisonousness - They Might Be Giants feat. Robin "Goldie" Goldwasser (official video) YouTube video by ParticleMen

song too good tho

28.02.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0