lololllll i just got deeply mad at Ilya because he was thinking about how when he was young he used to sneak off and fuck a player on a rival team, and I was like, WHO WERE YOU FUCKING THAT WASN'T SHANE. and then I realized that it WAS shane and I'm an idiot who has been reading for hours w no food
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Cloaca teacher forever I’m sorry 😂😂😂😂
I was gonna say, lemme loop L in because SURELY I’m not making this up 😂😂😂😂😂
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You just wanted everyone to have a cloaca and everything to be a cloaca? Seems fine
Cal would KILL it
I have to leave in half an hour and I’m still in bed and I just think nothing should start before ten in the morning on Saturdays
😂😂😂 there was that like year where you brought them into every possible conversation
Lollllll the whole time watching I was like, MUST SHOW SEA.
That was none of that man’s business at that time. His business was his man’s tongue in some girl’s ear, and he couldn’t even get to that on any kind of physical plane
Can I have the time travel version please.
Also, like, Shane did not decide to let miles kiss his neck. Shane did not have a neck in that moment. Or decisions.
lol please also smooch him for me
Otoh I am glad so many people don’t have any experience with actual dissociation, but also some understanding of people who DO experience it would be good
Second this!
Omggggg that is the best description!! And also today I learned that the definition of a dry drink is that it has no sugar, so this makes sense!
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I felt like lowkey shit one night after dinner and woke up and my throat was on fire and also made of shards of glass, my head hurt so so bad, and my joints were held together with barbed wire
I wash my face in the shower in the morning, and luckily my face feels like I am wearing a plaster mask until I put lotion on it, so I never forget lotion, and that is all I can manage. I do mix serum in with my cerave tho, in hopes that adds something
lol irl
lol I just saw a tiny cute dog and was like, I know this breed. Not a pekingese, but dies start with P. And the only other option my brain would give me was psiberian husky. NOT CORRECT. But brain insisted. (It was a papillion)
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For ground! From New York!
LOLOLLLLL IMAGINE
I do realize it’s lowkey insane to be completely thrown out of a good fic by a sun detail but my brain fixates on sunrise and sunset things like dusk that lasts over an hour in Southern California or late June sunrise in the far north 😂
Like, I’m at 2000 feet below the summit and maybe in December the sun hasn’t hit my yard at 9am but June?
Is it the sun is not fully up at 9am in June deep
I saw a very cute clip of them hugging enthusiastically
Is Ottawa situated in a very very very deep north-south running valley
