Ichthyology would like a word.
07.03.2026 20:13
👍 1
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Ichthyology would like a word.
Good grief. I’ve had more intelligent conversations with a French Fishmonger.
An endless list of war crimes.
Wordle 1,722 5/6
⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨
⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛
⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟩🟨⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Nah she was gone when she decided to stand onstage at a Trump rally and clap for 36 minutes while 🍊🤡 danced the herky jerk.
We are the black hats
Well, I for one, am glad we followed the convicted felon who bankrupted every business he’s ever started’s “feeling” into World War III .
22 was a rough one
My maga oil rels are quiet but likely toasting the new war
Celebrating Noem’s firing.
Animal Control reports a 300% spike in tail-wagging and celebratory bleating.
So restful and warm.
Thou shalt arrest Kristi Noem and put her in a detention center indefinitely so she can “await processing.”
What a dreary lineup.
Wordle 1,720 6/6
⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Are they baitable?
🔥🔥🔥🐶
Balint to Noem: "You're the secretary of DHS -- for now. And you think you're immune from accountability. But I promise you this: one day he is not gonna be president anymore. And when that day comes, we will still be here. And in hearings like this, we are going to continue to prove your guilt."
Trump's Situation Room now runs on Doritos, Mountain Dew, and the phrase “bro watch this clip.”
Texas ism — look at Buck-ee
It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for.
Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.
#Harmony ☺️
🔥 “IT’S A TRAIN.”
Since even Boring’s own estimates show the Elon tunnel will only handle a tiny fraction of NASHVILLE traffic, Joe Lee suggest tying some Tesla cars together and putting them on a track for a real solution 🚂
(The anti-tunnel resolution passed)
😵💫 Nancy Mace: “What is a woman?”
Gov Walz: “I’m the governor of Minnesota, I’m not here to be your prop for your obsession.”
I receive 2+ calls each day offering me $231k in business loans. Today I pressed 1 to speak with a “loan rep.”
Rep: What kind of business do you own?
Me: A service to uncover loan scams.
Click.
These people are the most unserious clowns imaginable
Wordle 1,719 5/6
⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛
⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Chris Murphy: "It's just so disgusting to listen to the president be waxing poetically about the drapes he's buying while there are six Americans who are dead. There are six families who are about to bury their children because of a war of choice that no one in this country wanted, an illegal war."
This is fantastic. I just wish they had courage before they announced retirement
