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Or "I am a war criminal."

The stupidest reason that anyone lost an election.

Stickers like this of Trump but they say, "I am a rapist and pedophile."

It's one of the rare superhero action sequences in a Marvel movie, period.

Trumpism is like a casino, in that the only person who can kill it is Donald Trump.

He'll do terrible stuff, I can't personally stop any of it, and it'll be to his own detriment. Lather, rinse, repeat.

The Iran war stuff should probably alarm me more, but I think I have fully dissociated from the Trump presidency.

What gets me about this is that, at least in my lifetime, there has never been a democratic president that's *bad* for rich people. They make out just fine either way!

IMDB--powered by Alexa--says Zach Braff's height is "5 feet 12 inches."

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It's in Empire Magazine, it's real. Hal Hickel's denial was about an different, earlier image.

The genius of the original Jabba design was that you couldn't really tell what was going on there. Is he an invertebrate? Or more like a seal?

Almost as bad as what they did to the Gamorreans.

Keep the human Jabba and then have a novel or comic explain that Jabba is like a werewolf.

I hate the design of this character, but the Mandalorian show has a tradition of bizarre stunt casting that works (e.g. Nick Nolte ugnaught).

I hate this because it changes the design of a hutt into something like a slug centaur.

A warrior hutt shouldn't be "cut" like a manosphere influencer, a warrior hutt should be like a sumo--even more rotund and obese than Jabba.

I have seen the swole hutt and I am not impressed.

James Doohan's Star Trek 12.

They should have kept making Star Trek movies until every original series cast member had directed one.

I would use one genie wish to turn every MAGA's hat into a Manga hat.

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The irascible but lovable Coach Hayden Fox and his daughter, Kelly.

"I've seen that face, in another time, another context.... oh shit, it's Kelly Fox!"

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Lol I remember when that Final Fantasy movie came out 25 years ago and they were like, "Our cgi actors are so good and lifelike they'll be starring in other movies."

Like TNG would never have thought to invert the formula and make Nog, not Jake, the kid who wants to join Starfleet.

That was the episode where I realized DS9 was something special.

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