Andraste Sideyr

Graham Linehan is like if the most racist caricature of a British person ever drawn came to life. His face is basically a hate crime

what the fuck is the cinnamon toast crunch serial killer commercial

This is the funniest thing to me. Like. Back in 2013 they beat the shit out of a guy who did the Seig Heil on stage at their show.

Getting Jonathan Rhys Meyers and John Rhys-Davies mixed up makes it really confusing when you click one of them

this is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

Graham linehan, that British guy obsessed with trans people and genitals. He is standing with some other guy, presumably also a dumb creep. Graham is bigger than the man, but more noticeable is how big his head is. You'd genuinely think it was photoshopped. However big you are imagining, dial it up another 20%.

Chemtrails are no joke. This boy, pictured here with his father to the right, was exposed to one chemtrail and woke up the next morning like this.

They should each put a bet up on their platforms about the other one being assassinated, and let the market decide which company should be top dog.

let a woman have a hobby

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The protocol is open, many people are building beautiful things on it. Jack Dorsey is full of shit.

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

he’s going to arrest trans athletes, isn’t he…

and make the schools pay betting companies

If you thought food was expensive before wait until this cycles through the farming industry

I think we should have a running crowd-funded repository to pay for the legal fees of people who take these pervert glasses off bros and break them in public

a notification on my phone from the app called Planta, which reminds me to take care of my plants. if you name all of your plants, you can enter that into Planta and it calls them all by name. this notification has a green circle with a P in it which represents Planta, and the text says: "It's time! (plant emoji) 10:01AM Fertilize Christopher Walken. Tap here to c.." and it cuts off there Christopher Walken is my cactus.

so I woke up to this notification

on the forearms, yeah. they can’t be visible in uniform with the sleeves rolled

me: I’ll just lie down for 5 minutes
my body: ok we will now enter a mysterious state that is worse than sleep but also not rest

“prior existing tattoos aren’t a bar to service”

She is a full rejection of the billionaire rixh class because she will never let herself get to that point and funnels her money to help her community which some people who even share her monetary bracket simply wont do.

Thats why people like Dolly

People are missing the point in replying to this. Shes not a billionaire because she gives her money away to charity and help people ten times over.

But think about all the money she gives away TO help. She should have been one waaaaay before now

She is quite literally the billionaire that ISNT.

pepperidge farms remembers

remember when a 12 pack of pepsi was $3, then covid happened and apparently destroyed the soft drink supply chain so they had to make it $10?

I do think “Graham Platner was a bartender who personally served some DC pundits and reporters and was known to them” is a pretty big part of the skeleton key to unlocking how he got so much cash and media attention so fast and why they’re so determined to stay all in on him now

all media companies are gravely underestimating my willingness to teach teenagers how to use bittorrent

americans will use anything but the metric system, part 827478264

thank u for saving my life, clearance aisle discounted bag of goldfish crackers

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

i hate when liberals pull shit like that. i know part of it is because its a sensitive topic for me but you'd think we would have less credentialism when the two worst presidents of the last 50 years went to fucking yale and wharton.

wonder if its good for morale to see that the guys in charge of you would rather be jacking it to ai remixes of epic movies and call of duty footage rather than treating the death of one of your comrades with any dignity at all