Momma Dart

Can someone quickly nab an old South Philly woman to take the evil eye 🧿 off Philadelphia sports?

I honestly thought it was me. No kidding. Like I lost the ability and desire to function in society.

Philadelphia's Citizens Bank Park has a DJ and an organist. The organist surprises me every time I go to a game by playing bits of rap songs, metal, grunge, etc. ❤️

Be right back. I'm going to see how many middle fingers I can get ahold of before my next flight.

I think we could have stopped listening to him after the word "chicks".

Yikes!

We can't HOPE for Mikie Sherrill to win, we have to WORK for her to win.

#VOTEBLUENJ

You little fucking liar!

a cup of coffee on a saucer with the words good morning have a beautiful day on it ALT: a cup of coffee on a saucer with the words good morning have a beautiful day on it

A bit late, but...

I don't know who manufactures these, but they'd be wise to up their production!

I have to agree.

Listen, I'm deeply concerned for everyone in Illinois, but for heaven's sake has ANYONE checked on Svengoolie?

Stay safe, funny guy.

I couldn't finish Fiddler on the Roof. It made me sob.

Are they showing him disaster movies and telling him it's real?

If he posts later about how brave Shelly Winters was to swim through Chicago, we'll know for sure.

I've seen fans boo the beer guy @ CBP for running out halfway up the stairs.

❤️

I hated him in that movie!

"Destroy the Senate and House Party".

Every once in awhile I go back in to see if I'm missing anything.

I'm not.

Donnie's Inferno

Great follows! Thank you.

I give you:

Resting C**t Face

THIS time they didn't shoot.

Breaking: Pam Bondi first person to experience whole-body Resting Bitch Face.

You can't vote for Mikie Sherrill if you're not registered to vote in NJ.

You can register to vote today at NJ.gov