Mike Drucker

Looking forward to finding out why this administration has started this war

Tweet from @rodeoman Ever since I was a little kid I knew I wanted to transfer trains at jay st. - metrotech

I think about this tweet all the time and it’ll never not make me laugh.

Me after carrying two bags of groceries up one flight of stairs

Wait but Trump made American soldiers get on their knees to roll out the red carpet for Putin! I thought that would surely make him respect us

I have reversed my childhood position on this issue and now believe we did not bully nerds nearly enough.

Two page spread from Superguy #1 Art by Joey Murphy

This awesome two page spread from Superguy #1 seemed to be almost everyone’s favorite moment from the issue, and I don’t think I ever shared it!

Art by @jorionsbelt.bsky.social

Back issue 2 on Kickstarter today! We’ve got a week left 🔗⬇️

"Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas" is the closest we'll ever get to that scene in The Naked Gun reboot where Liam Neeson looks around the room and comes up with the fake name "Cherry Roosevelt Fat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti"

"Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas" is such a funny first draft made up way to tell Noem to fuck herself. It's the type of job title that makes it clear this person is not important and does not matter. He might as well send her to Siberia and block her number.

They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.

When I’m an adult assigned a workbook by therapy with the advice “if something is upsetting, maybe try thinking about why that’s on you”

Never posting normal after posting anti-trans stuff continues to be law

It’s so cool that cishet men weren’t content with merely being mediocre they had to invent a machine for it.

This is what weak and insecure people think confidence looks like: buffoonish bluster and swagger, like a 12-year-old bully. It doesn‘t inspire trust or security. It inspires grave concern for the lives of the people serving our nation whose fate is in the hands of these overcompensating oafs.

oh hey so we’re doing this

I truly believe one of the most poisonous ideas of our time is the thought that because someone received something good, *we* are being deprived of something. It’s anti-human, it’s antithetical to a functioning society, it’s selfish and we need to crush it out of our culture.

Pure godless evil.

Oh, nonstandard hair color. Anyone who has to make a cringey pro LLM troll account is definitely furious whenever he sees a college student with a septum piercing

My wife says I like The Pitt because "where else do you see competent people in positions of authority trying to help?"

The least talented people with the smallest critical thinking skills possible

Also I love the assumption that anyone who dislikes AI just hasn’t used it ever at all or doesn’t know how it works. It’s such a funny bullshit criticism dodge.

I’m sorry I made a joke about the email writing toy that generates horrifying pictures of kids. I’ll try to be more considerate of your preferred workflow in the future, sir.

The two things I know for sure:

1.) AI is the ultimate knowledge box that uplifts our society by containing and collating all of human progress.

2.) When AI is asked to do anything vaguely complicated, it’ll just say, “Got it, Chief” and make up an answer like a co-worker who flaked on a project.

know I’m AI-posting a lot today, but holy shit read the linked lawsuit for this. this is probably the worst of these so far, by far (contingent on the brief being accurate, which isn’t guaranteed). the other ones were people with existing ideation not being stopped, this actively pushed him.

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

One of my favorite comic book shops is closing down in a couple days and is selling everything at a steep discount. It’s almost entirely cleaned out except for the weirdo Star Trek character figurines that nobody wanted. Except for me. T’Pol, Neelix, and a random Klingon woman work for me now.

There need to be tribunals when this is over

I subscribed to the New Yorker solely to help pay this guy's salary. I just leave the magazine in the lobby at work

basically i no longer believe french fries are bad for you. they just aren’t

I hope so, man

It’s pretty wild. And she started saying everyone else was “privileged” for asking her to stop shouting at the women who was studying