#MemoToMyself Crabinet: The cabinet for crabs.
07.03.2026 04:48
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#MemoToMyself Crabinet: The cabinet for crabs.
Computer, initiate self destruct.
It will never not blow my mind that Iβm a YouTuber who wonβt accept money from, like Better Help or whatever bc I find it unethical and meanwhile all these multimillionaire Oscar winners are doing spots for online gambling and TurboTax. Like bro how much coke do you need
Without failure, whenever some says, βsenior dog,β I first think theyβre saying, βSeΓ±or Dog.β
CNN Under Fire For Failing To Disclose Pro-Iran War Panelist Actually Raytheon DeepStrike Missile
CNN Under Fire For Failing To Disclose Pro-Iran War Panelist Actually Raytheon DeepStrike Missile https://theonion.com/cnn-under-fire-for-failing-to-disclose-pro-iran-war-pan-1836887896/
It has been such a mixed bag of a day emotionally.
I just sent out artwork to be printed on fabric for my next series of Pug Surprise blind bagged plush. I hope the kids appreciate all the work I put into theseβ¦
Iβm seriously getting flashbacks to the early days of the Iraq war.
The media has entered the βwhy is Trump bombing Iran to take out their ability to make nuclear weapons when he said we had totally done that months agoβ phase. It absolutely amazes me that reporters are unwilling to say that an internationally infamous liar was making stuff up.
Some similar happens to me a lot these days. Iβll finally free up some time to watch a heavy, serious show or film in the evening, but then Iβll listen to the news while working and will get pretty bummed out.
Nice try, Zucky. Iβm not falling for this you scamp.
This piece and other original, one of a kind sculptures are available via my Etsy shop⦠Cheap!
www.etsy.com/listing/4465...
The sun coming into the dinning room was beautiful this morning, so I documented my latest finished sculpture in it. As you can see, this character is sporting a pair of newly crafted, artisan, small batch lips. Iβd say they really pull everything that is going on with this character together.
If any crabs that arenβt feeling like themselves are reading this, I hope you get crab soon.
I drew the three stooges for my friend
THIS.
As I scroll through triumphal pro-war tweets, thinking about this image a lot today:
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
No need to go that far, a public pantsing followed by a trip and fall backwards into an open manhole will suffice.
Snicker.
The plural of βtuxedoβ is βtuxedi.β
Mike (Tim Robinson) from the "I Think You Should Leave" Dan Flashes sketch, laying on a red couch and wearing a silky black button up shirt with a wild pattern, with caption: They have this one shirt that costs $1,000 'cause the pattern's so wild.
Jake Sisko of DS9 leaning up against a wall; he is wearing a long sleeve tunic with a wild blue and magenta pattern that resembles a bus seat or bowling alley carpet
A while back YouTube started recommending me the videos of the man and his guinea pigs. If you need a break from doomscrolling, might I recommend watching them absolutely obliterate a salad barβs worth of veggies?
youtube.com/shorts/Tox86...
A small square bumper sticker stylized like the Aldi logo, but it says Aldeez Nuts. It's on a white Toyota Highlander in the rain.
This bumper sticker won me over the other day.
You can recreate this dramatic scene in the comfort of your own home! These characters are now up for sale in the βOriginal Artworkβ section of my Etsy shop (link in bio.)
threads is wire mother and bluesky is cloth mother no i won't be elaborating
Seriously, this has no reason to be this entertaining.
youtube.com/shorts/uYMZr...
Itβs that time of year again when social media keeps sending me sassy lion dance content.
youtube.com/shorts/izXDh...
