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Mr. Walters

@nerfect

Artist, toymaker, pug enthusiast, and professional mammal. My Etsy shop: http://nerfectartnovelties.etsy.com

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#MemoToMyself Crabinet: The cabinet for crabs.

07.03.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Computer, initiate self destruct.

07.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It will never not blow my mind that I’m a YouTuber who won’t accept money from, like Better Help or whatever bc I find it unethical and meanwhile all these multimillionaire Oscar winners are doing spots for online gambling and TurboTax. Like bro how much coke do you need

05.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 652 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 2

Without failure, whenever some says, β€œsenior dog,” I first think they’re saying, β€œSeΓ±or Dog.”

04.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
CNN Under Fire For Failing To Disclose Pro-Iran War Panelist Actually Raytheon DeepStrike Missile

CNN Under Fire For Failing To Disclose Pro-Iran War Panelist Actually Raytheon DeepStrike Missile

CNN Under Fire For Failing To Disclose Pro-Iran War Panelist Actually Raytheon DeepStrike Missile https://theonion.com/cnn-under-fire-for-failing-to-disclose-pro-iran-war-pan-1836887896/

04.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1795 πŸ” 213 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 5
02.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 7979 πŸ” 1964 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 20

It has been such a mixed bag of a day emotionally.

03.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I just sent out artwork to be printed on fabric for my next series of Pug Surprise blind bagged plush. I hope the kids appreciate all the work I put into these…

02.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m seriously getting flashbacks to the early days of the Iraq war.

02.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The media has entered the β€œwhy is Trump bombing Iran to take out their ability to make nuclear weapons when he said we had totally done that months ago” phase. It absolutely amazes me that reporters are unwilling to say that an internationally infamous liar was making stuff up.

02.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 2644 πŸ” 358 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 11

Some similar happens to me a lot these days. I’ll finally free up some time to watch a heavy, serious show or film in the evening, but then I’ll listen to the news while working and will get pretty bummed out.

02.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nice try, Zucky. I’m not falling for this you scamp.

02.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This piece and other original, one of a kind sculptures are available via my Etsy shop… Cheap!

www.etsy.com/listing/4465...

02.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The sun coming into the dinning room was beautiful this morning, so I documented my latest finished sculpture in it. As you can see, this character is sporting a pair of newly crafted, artisan, small batch lips. I’d say they really pull everything that is going on with this character together.

02.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If any crabs that aren’t feeling like themselves are reading this, I hope you get crab soon.

02.03.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I drew the three stooges for my friend

26.02.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 3429 πŸ” 1050 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 23
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THIS.

28.02.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 27766 πŸ” 11364 πŸ’¬ 1004 πŸ“Œ 604
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As I scroll through triumphal pro-war tweets, thinking about this image a lot today:

28.02.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 5841 πŸ” 933 πŸ’¬ 231 πŸ“Œ 56

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 26268 πŸ” 8889 πŸ’¬ 289 πŸ“Œ 334

No need to go that far, a public pantsing followed by a trip and fall backwards into an open manhole will suffice.

28.02.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Snicker.

28.02.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The plural of β€œtuxedo” is β€œtuxedi.”

28.02.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mike (Tim Robinson) from the "I Think You Should Leave" Dan Flashes sketch, laying on a red couch and wearing a silky black button up shirt with a wild pattern, with caption: They have this one shirt that costs $1,000 'cause the pattern's so wild.

Mike (Tim Robinson) from the "I Think You Should Leave" Dan Flashes sketch, laying on a red couch and wearing a silky black button up shirt with a wild pattern, with caption: They have this one shirt that costs $1,000 'cause the pattern's so wild.

Jake Sisko of DS9 leaning up against a wall; he is wearing a long sleeve tunic with a wild blue and magenta pattern that resembles a bus seat or bowling alley carpet

Jake Sisko of DS9 leaning up against a wall; he is wearing a long sleeve tunic with a wild blue and magenta pattern that resembles a bus seat or bowling alley carpet

28.02.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Veggie time for all my guinea pigs
Veggie time for all my guinea pigs YouTube video by Cid Dwyer Outside

A while back YouTube started recommending me the videos of the man and his guinea pigs. If you need a break from doomscrolling, might I recommend watching them absolutely obliterate a salad bar’s worth of veggies?

youtube.com/shorts/Tox86...

28.02.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A small square bumper sticker stylized like the Aldi logo, but it says Aldeez Nuts. It's on a white Toyota Highlander in the rain.

A small square bumper sticker stylized like the Aldi logo, but it says Aldeez Nuts. It's on a white Toyota Highlander in the rain.

This bumper sticker won me over the other day.

26.02.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 682 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 6
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You can recreate this dramatic scene in the comfort of your own home! These characters are now up for sale in the β€œOriginal Artwork” section of my Etsy shop (link in bio.)

25.02.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

threads is wire mother and bluesky is cloth mother no i won't be elaborating

24.02.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 819 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 11
Sometimes we like to throw lettuce at Kevin πŸ₯¬ #liondance #θˆžη… #wedding #LunarNewYear #ChineseNewYear
Sometimes we like to throw lettuce at Kevin πŸ₯¬ #liondance #θˆžη… #wedding #LunarNewYear #ChineseNewYear YouTube video by Chau Luen Athletics

Seriously, this has no reason to be this entertaining.

youtube.com/shorts/uYMZr...

25.02.2026 06:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Letting my intrusive thoughts win while watching a lion dance πŸ‘ #liondance #θˆžη… #ChineseNewYear
Letting my intrusive thoughts win while watching a lion dance πŸ‘ #liondance #θˆžη… #ChineseNewYear YouTube video by Chau Luen Athletics

It’s that time of year again when social media keeps sending me sassy lion dance content.

youtube.com/shorts/izXDh...

25.02.2026 06:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0