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IT WAS SO GOOD 😭🦫

If you told this little kiddo that one day there would be a Pixar movie starring beavers, he wouldn’t believe you. 💡🦫

The worst! Working from home and not going on camera once? Hair flows, waves are curly the right way, perfect volume. Heading to the office? Frizz, frizz, frizz.

And ruin all the fun?!

An excellent decision. Now you can catch all kinds of Pokémon without potty breaks.

I would have thought it’s because he’s always wet and soaking things, and you found a kindred spirit.

I always chose Squirtle as my starter in the original games. I felt Charmander was for tough sporty boys 🦎, Bulbasaur was for scrappy naughty boys 🪷, and Squirtle was for soft boys who used their manners 🐢 Did anyone else pick their starter because it matched their little self?

Okay, yeah, I looked at the version exclusive Pokémon and FireRed has the cooler ones 🙌🏻

I can’t decide if I want Fire Red or Leaf Green 😭

I don’t believe for a SECOND he peed his pants. If only I were to be proven wrong somehow… 👀

I don’t! Pee your pants!

Be careful! People are gonna start saying our province stinks.

Okay, you can snoof my Huggies, but I should warn you that’s where all my pushies go.

Goo goo gag gag the house down booties? 🍼💅🏻

a man in a blue shirt is sitting on the grass and says i am an adult apparently ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting on the grass and says i am an adult apparently

I guess no good morning for me

patrick star from spongebob squarepants is laying on a table with his hands on his face ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is laying on a table with his hands on his face

And such a pretty one!

Benny made sure I put my first TinyTails to the test. I’ve included his findings below:

“East has a stinky baby butt.” 🧸

Hey, wait! 😰

For you it is 😚

Oh, phew! I was worried for a second there. I’ve never known you to “think”.

I keep using my paci, but I don’t seem to get an answer, and then end up forgetting the question altogether. Was it “a-buh?”

It’s difficult to make out what you’re saying because of the big paci in your mouth. It sounded like “I’m a soggy stinky baby”? I could be wrong.

Sorry, I don’t speak French. Could you translate this into baby babble gibberish? I’m fluent in that.

a cartoon character named spongebob wearing glasses and a stethoscope on his head . ALT: a cartoon character named spongebob wearing glasses and a stethoscope on his head .

Me, a doctor, agreeing with the diagnosis:

squidward from spongebob squarepants stands in front of a chain link fence ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants stands in front of a chain link fence

🤤🫠🍼

spongebob squarepants is wearing a green hat and tie and says dump everything ! ALT: spongebob squarepants is wearing a green hat and tie and says dump everything !

Me at daycare with this thread:

Just cycles through them all. You’ll never know which show’s coming up next. Barney?! Maybe next I’ll get Rugrats? Nope, Bear in the Big Blue House. Sorry, kiddo! You’re too smol for big kid shows like Fairly Oddparents or SpongeBob.

This, but Bluey’s on the TV 🫠🍼

Those higher in the rankings get more privileges?

Higher ups pick out what the friend below them wears. Friend at the top gets to pick their own, friend at the bottom doesn’t pick anyone’s 🙈