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shadow hedgie, your favourite reply guy's favourite reply guy πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Migrant in London, citizen of nowhere geriatric millennial, like everyone else here I just post to get the thoughts out of my head, follow at your own risk he/him

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guys if you're trusting unsourced polymarket 'breaking news' paraphrases of weeks-old interview statements just because they tee up a nice quote-tweet dunk then I regret to inform you but you're not gonna make it

06.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

they are already crying uncle

07.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe? but that's not where we are now, they're just BNO News but instead of 0 ethics it's negative ethics

07.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sure there is that but this is just blatant engagement farming by pretending to be a news wire

we are 30 or 40 years old, some of us had ICQ back in the day, we do not need to fall for the oldest trick in the book

07.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the deadliest wars in human history was over exactly this

06.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 193 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA?

THIS JUST IN: K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT

07.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

STOP IT RIGHT NOW

Polymarket will literally post any old nonsense just to get you to screenshot and repost it with their brand all over it

07.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My sensible moderate opinion is that we should simply never do a referendum on any subject ever again.

06.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

not like anything important happens in Chicago commodities and futures trading wise

06.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hungarian government when they see money that wasn’t embezzled for the purpose of buying zebras

06.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 341 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

none quite so mad (especially on the govt benches)

so of course the media will find him interesting

06.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the peerage innit

06.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Vanessa Li on Instagram: "my thoughts on theβ€œChinese time in my life” trend πŸ’­ πŸ“– comment β€œREAD” for a list of books, movies and essays on Chinese culture 🀍 my full essay is on substack. qipao from @sau... 18K likes, 719 comments - vnessali on January 25, 2026: "my thoughts on theβ€œChinese time in my life” trend πŸ’­ πŸ“– comment β€œREAD” for a list of books, movies and essays on Chinese culture 🀍 my full essay ...
06.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

smh

06.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not just the right, unfortunately

06.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this donor made much of his fortune in crypto but afaict he's just donating cash?

06.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

republicans 🀝 republicans

06.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

really not seeing anything in here to disprove my theory that jack is just a really dumb guy kinda bumbling along. still no evidence whatsoever that, sans his fortune that he got into by sheer luck, he would be independently capable of going out and getting a sandwich in less than three hours

06.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 210 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
A Times headline reading β€œCould William and Kate help salvage the special relationship?” marked as β€œNEW” and subheading text reading β€œWith rumours of a stateside visit from the Waleses, there’s hope that the royals could revive Britain’s struggling relations with President Trump.” The accompanying photograph shows Princess Kate seated next to Trump at what appears to be an official state function.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ He is grinning at her even orangely and lecherously.

A Times headline reading β€œCould William and Kate help salvage the special relationship?” marked as β€œNEW” and subheading text reading β€œWith rumours of a stateside visit from the Waleses, there’s hope that the royals could revive Britain’s struggling relations with President Trump.” The accompanying photograph shows Princess Kate seated next to Trump at what appears to be an official state function.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ He is grinning at her even orangely and lecherously.

what

06.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

β€œWhat is a woman?”

Fuck you. You can’t define β€œwar,” β€œsurrender” or β€œsix weeks.”

06.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 222 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when words communicated concepts which could be combined to express ideas? Those were the days. I miss language.

06.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 1680 πŸ” 236 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 10
@AzerbaijanMFA

 We express our sincere gratitude for the statements of support, letters, and phone calls received from our international partners following the Iranian drone strikes against the territory of the Republic of #Azerbaijan.

We highly value the solidarity shown with Azerbaijan and the clear reaffirmation of support for our country’s sovereignty, territorial integrity, and the inviolability of its borders.

We thank all countries and international organisations who stood with Azerbaijan during this time and appreciate their continued support and engagement.

[Graphic showing the flags of several countries, including Armenia]

@AzerbaijanMFA We express our sincere gratitude for the statements of support, letters, and phone calls received from our international partners following the Iranian drone strikes against the territory of the Republic of #Azerbaijan. We highly value the solidarity shown with Azerbaijan and the clear reaffirmation of support for our country’s sovereignty, territorial integrity, and the inviolability of its borders. We thank all countries and international organisations who stood with Azerbaijan during this time and appreciate their continued support and engagement. [Graphic showing the flags of several countries, including Armenia]

hell has frozen over - the MFA of azerbaijan has spoken positively about armenia

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 161 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

retvrn

06.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"But all my Iranian friends *want* Bibi to install Reza Pahlavi as his vassal-king"
yes there are multiple levels of selection bias there, can you spot them

06.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

This has nothing to do with the specific content here, but Polymarket adopting the language of news, here with BREAKING, and with Texas election results earlier this week, is BAD. Polymarket is not and will never be a news org or break news. It's a betting app. It's Draft Kings for sociopaths.

06.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 2013 πŸ” 507 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 14

It's honestly hard to imagine the trauma of being outed as intersex on such a public stage. You might not have known yourself. You might be from a v conservative country where that information seriously endangers you.

This is not theoretical. Intersex women outed like this have killed themselves.

06.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

well when you put it like that it sounds bad www.bloomberglaw.com/public/deskt...

06.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that just means Ackman is not a seller at these levels, no? He still has the right to request a US offering but has chosen not to

06.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the Tele did in part veer that way for financial reasons (chasing US subscribers), so I wouldn't bet on the incentives pointing in the right direction here

06.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You could argue it is pro-European in a way, just not the ideological vision of Europe that many UK pro-Europeans believe in

06.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0