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terrible jew, excellent queer, anarchist etc. research software advocate at OpenSAFELY. send me photos of your pets they/them/theirs, Sheffield

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Both showers and public transit rides have 3x multipliers to Thinking Time. You'd think stationary bikes would be too because they're both moving and mindless but actually they're 0.5x at best. Long flights have 10x to Thinking Time but only if you're in the sweet spot of tired but not TOO tired

05.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 641 πŸ” 110 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 9

The petamour raved about it today at lunch πŸ₯Ή

05.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Paging @rendle.dev who is about to start a livestream series about This Sort Of Thing and is looking for guests

05.03.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point

02.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 4992 πŸ” 849 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 12

something v encouraging to see lately is how clear eyed people have become about assigning fault to institutions rather than individuals. BAFTA/BBC tried to throw that poor man under the bus by seating him where they did and airing what they did but no one’s buying it

01.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 1518 πŸ” 216 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

update: getting really drunk (religious obligation due to Purim) has helped enormously

28.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The current argument of the British right is that Muslims turned out in "blocs" with "family voting" to cast their ballots for a party led by a gay Jewish man, and this shows that multiculturalism has failed, voting is "sectarian" and we are in a crisis.

Hmmmmmm.

27.02.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 2066 πŸ” 514 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 34

migraine. my brain is the size of a pea and the consistency of blancmange

28.02.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I hadn't even considered this particular aspect of today. thank you for sharing; truly there is joy and love in the world

27.02.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly this little anecdote is for me just emblematic of something I really believe: the British public are genuinely much nicer and more decent than either our political or media class are themselves, or would have you believe.

27.02.2026 09:26 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

labour has made immigrants, the lgbt+ community, disabled ppl, and progressives who were willing to 'vote for the lesser evil' their enemy.

labour have spent years now deliberately targeting all of us. there is no lesson here. no change that can be made that will save the labour party. it's done.

27.02.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 311 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

a sombre morning for british columnists as they move their "The electorate has spoken, we must listen" articles to the recycling bin and upload their "the greens victory shows just how far the west has fallen" articles instead

27.02.2026 08:11 πŸ‘ 2940 πŸ” 698 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 9

bsky.app/profile/davi... David's recent writing on this is excellent but somewhat harrowing; 100% recommend

23.02.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

something abled people don't get is you can have just one day a week where you are too sick to work, and that's enough to disqualify you from nearly all full-time jobs. it doesn't take a lot

22.02.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 4736 πŸ” 1840 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 61

You, an individual, cannot "fix" the whole world. You can act at the scale of your life. You should act at the scale of your life.

22.02.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 4067 πŸ” 1315 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 0

windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares

20.02.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 3539 πŸ” 573 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor in police custody looking like he’s off a full gram of MDMA

Andrew Mountbatten Windsor in police custody looking like he’s off a full gram of MDMA

he looks like he’s being taken to the welfare tent at Glastonbury

20.02.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 142 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

really excellent thread

12.02.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Buddy the left position is no borders. Open borders is moderate.

12.02.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 338 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
transition is a choice that anyone can make for any reason, and if I do it because of the Latent Transsexual Genes Lurking In My Head and some other bitch does it because she wants to attract lesbian librarians by bending over in a pencil skirt by the periodicals we are both right to choose it

transition is a choice that anyone can make for any reason, and if I do it because of the Latent Transsexual Genes Lurking In My Head and some other bitch does it because she wants to attract lesbian librarians by bending over in a pencil skirt by the periodicals we are both right to choose it

my politics

11.02.2026 09:39 πŸ‘ 6260 πŸ” 1530 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 44
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Saying no to good ideas The hardest no isn't to a bad idea. It's to a good one, and it's one of the most important choices you make

"Every yes has a tax". So true.

www.modernleader.is/p/saying-no-...

10.02.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a terrible time to be someone who pays attention or cares about other people.

06.02.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 349 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

🎯🎯🎯 "When you start to treat an LLM with cruelty, the only thing you're really revealing is what you have in your heart, not whether the machine has one... Practicing this language - even toward AI - normalizes the social patterns that enable cruelty toward humans."

07.02.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 235 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 10

PSA: my flirting writes cheques my calendar _cannot_ cash.

i am okay with this if you are.

10.11.2025 20:32 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 5
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Releasing the Community & Career Track!

From communication & teamwork to creativity and sustainable careers.

Talks by @eli.holderness.dev, @paulienvanalst.bsky.social & @hanno.codes.

Tracklead @maritvandijk.bsky.social

06.02.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"

04.02.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 4344 πŸ” 678 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 24

(writing lines in a chalkboard)

ICD10 diagnostic codes are not achievements and I do not need to try and hit 100%. ICD10 diagnostic codes are not achievements and I do not need to try and hit 100%. ICD10 diagnostic codes are not achievements and I do not need to try and hit 100%. ICD10 diagnostic c

03.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.

03.11.2025 16:00 πŸ‘ 3125 πŸ” 827 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 64

I have to assume you already know of Dawson's Christian by Vixy & Tony but if not, you're welcome

02.02.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Legislation
Upon winning a general election, a Reform government under Prime Minister Nigel Farage will:
1) Leave the ECHR
2.) Repeal the Human Rights Act and replace it with a British Bill of Rights.
3.) Pass The Illegal Migration (Mass Deportation) Bill:
This Bill will:
Create a legal duty to remove illegal migrants for the Home Secretary
The Bill opens with a blunt obligation for the Home Secretary: "The Secretary of State shall ensure the removal from the United Kingdom of each person who does not have extant leave to remain and is not an Irish citizen or otherwise protected by regulations made under this Act."
The following parts of the legislation are introduced on an emergency basis, with an in-built sunset clause after 5 years:
Disapply the 1951 Refugee Convention, the UN Convention Against Torture, the Council of Europe Anti-Trafficking Convention (ECAT)
Derogation is justified under the Vienna Convention doctrine of state of necessity: Britain faces a national emergency in which uncontrolled illegal migration undermines public order.
These treaties will otherwise be used by activist judges to frustrate deportations, even after the repeals of the HRA and ECHR.
Create Detention Power Without Hardial Singh Constraints
This means illegal migrants can be detained until they are deported. Activist lawyers routinely use Hardial Singh to secure their client's bail, after which the client absconds.
If you came to the UK illegally, you are ineligible for asylum. End of story
All asylum claims will become inadmissible if made by a person within the Act's scope. If you came to the country illegally, you are ineligible for asylum in the UK. This strips the Home Office, the immigration tribunals and the higher courts of jurisdiction to even consider claims. A claim that cannot be considered cannot suspend removal and therefore, cannot delay a flight.
Re-entering after deportation and destroying ID becomes a serious criminal offence
Re-entry after deportation will be…

The Legislation Upon winning a general election, a Reform government under Prime Minister Nigel Farage will: 1) Leave the ECHR 2.) Repeal the Human Rights Act and replace it with a British Bill of Rights. 3.) Pass The Illegal Migration (Mass Deportation) Bill: This Bill will: Create a legal duty to remove illegal migrants for the Home Secretary The Bill opens with a blunt obligation for the Home Secretary: "The Secretary of State shall ensure the removal from the United Kingdom of each person who does not have extant leave to remain and is not an Irish citizen or otherwise protected by regulations made under this Act." The following parts of the legislation are introduced on an emergency basis, with an in-built sunset clause after 5 years: Disapply the 1951 Refugee Convention, the UN Convention Against Torture, the Council of Europe Anti-Trafficking Convention (ECAT) Derogation is justified under the Vienna Convention doctrine of state of necessity: Britain faces a national emergency in which uncontrolled illegal migration undermines public order. These treaties will otherwise be used by activist judges to frustrate deportations, even after the repeals of the HRA and ECHR. Create Detention Power Without Hardial Singh Constraints This means illegal migrants can be detained until they are deported. Activist lawyers routinely use Hardial Singh to secure their client's bail, after which the client absconds. If you came to the UK illegally, you are ineligible for asylum. End of story All asylum claims will become inadmissible if made by a person within the Act's scope. If you came to the country illegally, you are ineligible for asylum in the UK. This strips the Home Office, the immigration tribunals and the higher courts of jurisdiction to even consider claims. A claim that cannot be considered cannot suspend removal and therefore, cannot delay a flight. Re-entering after deportation and destroying ID becomes a serious criminal offence Re-entry after deportation will be…

The Operational Plan
We will create an enforcement unit called UK Deportation Command, including an Illegal Migrant Identification Centre - harnessing cutting edge data fusion
A Reform government will create a cutting edge enforcement data centre to relentlessly identify and detain all illegal migrants in the UK. Using powers granted by the new legislation, it will automatically share data between the Home Office, NHS, HMRC, DVLA, banks and the police. It will power bulk warrants, including mandatory biometric capture during any police encounter. Each power addresses a failure mode observed over the past decade - for example, banks and GP surgeries unaware of a customer's status, or overstayers slipping through because a warrant covered only a single property.
Secure Immigration Removal Centres (SIRC) will be built rapidly to detain up to 24,000
Detention capacity for up to 24,000 will be created within 18 months. The Home Office will build Secure Immigration Removal Centres. This will be modular accommodation built in remote parts of the country. Conditions are basic but not punitive: prefabricated two-person rooms, canteen catering, on-site medical suites. Robust perimeters and internal movement controls prevent escapes.
This enables detention-on-arrest: no more bail. This capacity would allow for up to 24,000 illegal migrants to be deported per month.
Initial Voluntary Return Window
A six-month Assisted Voluntary Return window precedes large-scale raids. Illegal migrants will be offered a financial incentive to self-deport. An app will be launched to facilitate this.
The Deportation Flights
The Home Office will scale up charters to 5 flights per day. To guard against last-minute aircraft unserviceability, the RAF will keep one Voyager aircraft on six-hour 'hot-spare' readiness. If a commercial charter breaks down, detainees can still be flown out that night, preserving operational integrity. The legal reset will mean activist lawyers will no longer be able preven…

The Operational Plan We will create an enforcement unit called UK Deportation Command, including an Illegal Migrant Identification Centre - harnessing cutting edge data fusion A Reform government will create a cutting edge enforcement data centre to relentlessly identify and detain all illegal migrants in the UK. Using powers granted by the new legislation, it will automatically share data between the Home Office, NHS, HMRC, DVLA, banks and the police. It will power bulk warrants, including mandatory biometric capture during any police encounter. Each power addresses a failure mode observed over the past decade - for example, banks and GP surgeries unaware of a customer's status, or overstayers slipping through because a warrant covered only a single property. Secure Immigration Removal Centres (SIRC) will be built rapidly to detain up to 24,000 Detention capacity for up to 24,000 will be created within 18 months. The Home Office will build Secure Immigration Removal Centres. This will be modular accommodation built in remote parts of the country. Conditions are basic but not punitive: prefabricated two-person rooms, canteen catering, on-site medical suites. Robust perimeters and internal movement controls prevent escapes. This enables detention-on-arrest: no more bail. This capacity would allow for up to 24,000 illegal migrants to be deported per month. Initial Voluntary Return Window A six-month Assisted Voluntary Return window precedes large-scale raids. Illegal migrants will be offered a financial incentive to self-deport. An app will be launched to facilitate this. The Deportation Flights The Home Office will scale up charters to 5 flights per day. To guard against last-minute aircraft unserviceability, the RAF will keep one Voyager aircraft on six-hour 'hot-spare' readiness. If a commercial charter breaks down, detainees can still be flown out that night, preserving operational integrity. The legal reset will mean activist lawyers will no longer be able preven…

The UK version of β€œProject 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.

It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.

26.01.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 5277 πŸ” 3122 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 380