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anarchist warlord arbitration consultant. drummer in tragic lovers. writes WORK IS FOUR LETTERS, poster emeritus for NORMAL MEN. don't be a dick. https://golikehellmachine.com https://normalmenpodcast.com https://tragiclovers.bandcamp.com

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worse

07.03.2026 01:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

man, who got into his ear with this shit today

07.03.2026 01:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 161 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

like, mullin is stupid and loud even by the standard of oklahoma congressmen

07.03.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 118 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can't blame her; also might not matter, i'm not sure he makes it out of committee

07.03.2026 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he's 62! that's enough time for One Last Job

07.03.2026 01:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

top undersecretary position is currently vacant with an acting undersecretary, lol

07.03.2026 01:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol, lmao, i didn't even realize this, he's not getting out of committee

07.03.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 114 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there's a primary

07.03.2026 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

senate is where ambition goes to die and mullin is nothing if not ambitious. he's also just bored, he's not a legislation guy.

07.03.2026 01:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hell, *i* remember it, and i'm not *that* old

07.03.2026 01:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my suspicion is that they think mullin's the only one who would a) take it, and b) could get confirmed

07.03.2026 01:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

only one they think they can get confirmed, at least

07.03.2026 01:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i don't think he wants it, but i agree that this is one way they could win it

07.03.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

temperamentally, i'm not sure there's a single worse choice in the entire senate to throw into an agency that stephen miller is running in all but name; mullin gets absurdly angry at even the *suggestion* that anyone else gets to tell him what to do, he's, like, notably oppositional defiant

07.03.2026 01:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 109 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i don't think it's very likely that oklahoma would elect a dem senator, but in what's looking to be a blue wave election with a catastrophically unpopular economy and war, pulling a safe seat senator out and throwing the midterm into chaos with no clear front-runner is the best chance we get

07.03.2026 01:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 148 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

he has no law enforcement background, he doesn't even sit on the homeland security committee, he's never held a public sector executive role, the largest org he's ever run is a family plumbing business, like, hegseth is arguably more qualified at DOD than mullin would be for DHS

07.03.2026 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 88 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

actually can't quite get over what a poor choice mullin is for this role, in basically every way, and not just for us โ€” for the administration, too.

07.03.2026 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 546 ๐Ÿ” 34 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i think he's potentially willing to be even worse than noem, but i also think he's significantly more likely to beat the shit out of stephen miller in the oval office at some point

07.03.2026 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 232 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

imagine it probably varies depending on the campaign and how much money it has

07.03.2026 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm glad noem got shitcanned, but it's probably worth mentioning that markwayne mullin is legitimately even less qualified to run DHS than noem is. noem at least had executive experience.

07.03.2026 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 391 ๐Ÿ” 27 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

five years out from retirement

07.03.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i mean, the answer's obviously yes

07.03.2026 00:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

seems bad

07.03.2026 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cyberpunk future keeps creeping in, bit by bit

07.03.2026 00:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm generally a pretty open-minded eater, but i think this one's a no from me

07.03.2026 00:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 66 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

oh it couldn't have been that long a... oh... oh no

07.03.2026 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lmao i saw a review of this earlier and *knew* it would be on your list

07.03.2026 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

something's very definitely going on at fox news HQ

07.03.2026 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 426 ๐Ÿ” 69 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

just went and read it, and, man, they sure did

07.03.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0