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dallas | (voice) actor & writer seen/heard: crunchyroll, ultraman, lord of mysteries, smite, hbo, hulu, xbox, peacock, disney+, bucchigiri, one piece, fairy tail, pgr, dislyte, bye bye earth etc. he or they | danielvanthomas.com
YESSS that. when we find out Dr. Gideon owns a clinic, I was like, "well, surely he must look different when he's doing public-facing work. for instance, when he is IN THE NEWSPAPER." naaaaaaaaah. he just looks like THAT. I love it. also, solid Leon one-liners, the camp is *mwah*
ONE. THIRD.
and countless lives destroyed because of it.
Leon's sections are highly RE6-coded, and I personally love that. tired of people telling me how dumb RE6 when the *entire* series thrives on hot people fighting zombies in the most beautifully dumb soap opera cheesecake ever conceived.
*GRACE DIDN'T CHECK THE FILE HER MOM HID? MOM LOOKED HER IN THE EYE AND SAID "I AM ABOUT TO GET TURBO ASSASSINATED AND THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT"
AND WE DIDN'T THINK TO CHECK THAT
FOR EIGHT YEARS
yesssss -- I'm early, but I love RE Stupid. game had me YELLIN:
*the FBI sends clearly PTSD-having Grace to the EXACT spot where her ma got TURBO-ASSASSINATED on like a comically brutal level & just says "get over it."
*any backup? nah bro.
*def don't wear gloves as you feel up the crime scene
Biometric login & you're still texting me a two-factor code? If someone has my goddamn thumb, just let them in. It's over
Happy 31st, Alien Soldier! Here's my ancient no-death run to celebrate :D
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my doctor rolled out both "immaculate" and "pristine" to describe my yearly physical & blood panel results, and I guarantee you have never seen a man go out for fried chicken & donuts more quickly
Tides are shifting. Just heard from a client who will be paying me thousands of dollars to replace every scrap of the AI voice clones they previously paid for with a human voice, due to genAI pushback
To companies: skip the AI in the first place. To everyone else: keep pushing.
Hello it's me, the exact kind of idiot who buys a Virtual Boy reissue in the year 2026
That's the teamwork of Aizawa and Shirakumo! And the former still needs work on his smile. #MyHeroAcadamia #MyHeroAcademiaVigilantes @keithsilverstein.bsky.social @danielvanthomas.com
the crew in the studio watching live footage of how your email finds me
I show up as the voice of the Smoke Villain in #MyHeroAcademia: Vigilantes on #Crunchyroll today! Finally, I have achieved my dream -- which is, of course, to be upstaged by Prince
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
and may she never get caught, amen.
Bond Level Up! 🌸🐑
Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma hits PS5 and Xbox today! I'd have been super charmed by this game even if I didn't voice Sakaki -- put this old definitely-not-an-ex-ninja man in your party if you want good dango and complaints about back pain
I mean this as hard as I can: cancel your fucking nitro. it is LITERALLY the only thing that they fucking listen to.
yeah I wish they would take some "medicine" for sure
genAI is theft by and for anti-human losers shitting out firehoses of their own calcified brain cells onto the rest of us, who actually appreciate the sacred and exclusively human experience of art.
As a dumb American, this gig is probably the closest I'll get to being bilingual
He seems pretty chill given the situation, but I can't help but feel something's off, I just cant quite put my finger on it.
RE6 is the "steak too juicy" etc etc of Resident Evil
as a diehard Resident Evil 6-liker, this is your official warning that I am never going to shut up about it when people inevitably come around on RE6 in the wake of RE9
heads up #Dallas: White Rhino Coffee welcomes and gives discounts to ICE. in response to at least one employee quitting over this (✊) they released a spineless, weak-ass, bootlicking statement. they are MAGA donors who also recently acquired Emporium Pies.
from an ex-patron: get fucked forever
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
Anybody got a contact for @gog.com's marketing department? I thought GOG was overall a force for good in media preservation, but I keep seeing new GOG YouTube ads using AI slop voiceover. Would love to offer them my VO services at a fair rate to save them from continued brand assassination.
graphic of Jesse and Michael from PAX 2023 and text saying "FIGHT ICE; FUNDRAISING STREAM for MIRAC; RE6 in CO-OP)
I'm teaming up w/ my boy Jesse Vitelli (@mamavitelli.bsky.social) to co-op Resident Evil 6; and we're doing it live to say FUCK ICE and fundraise for MIRAC!! (@miracmn.bsky.social)!
👉🏽 www.givemn.org/story/pnu2tf 👈🏽
COME THRU @ 3PM PT / 6PM ET TODAY!!
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twitch.tv/mamavitelli
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