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Laughing Lynx @LaughingLynx1 I literally don't give one single shit about anything other than ensuring our country returns to this. The majority of the world can burn for all I care, as long as I get my homeland back. . . . Daily Nostalgia @nostalgia_dly • Mar 5 POV: it's the last day at school before winter break in the early 2000s MIY photo of a childrens playground

what the fuck. the playgrounds are still there bro i still use the swings sometimes

Because that’s what he’s doing

Video games used to have only captions when the characters talked, which means video games used to be reading. Now video games are TV

This country is gonna belong to Nintendo when the lawsuit is over

The fact that this post is likely related to that Breaking Bad take is especially obnoxious because that show punishes the hell out of Walt, he just isn’t definitively humiliated from every single possible angle. It’s so creepy how these types think about fiction

What a fucking loser, someone a bigger loser than her KHive and they are giant losers

My god, she really is Selena Meyer to her core

Can’t wait to vote for him again 🫡

TGIWFWTD

Thank God It's Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil

Someone should ask Trump why he keeps pardoning child molesters

see, shit like this is why people hate the Democrats.

Don’t try and distract from your dog shit take with an adorable cat.

I think they're bad parents because doctors and nurses are telling them what they should do and instead they're listening to a 22 year old nick shirley fuck on tiktok or a man with literal brain worms.

Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.

The fuck you mean? Put the money in the bag.

the cheapest and most abundant and utile political resource for the american ruling class is muslim life. this has been true my entire life. you can never go wrong slaughtering muslims

Showing up in his little chef outfit lmao I hope you get Ratatouilled into a ditch

this is elder millennial drinking from the garden hose

Alright, if the economy is going to collapse and we are going to get stuck in an intractable war in the Middle East, I’m going to take it as a sign to see Dave Matthews Band at the new Shakopee amphitheater this summer.

Liberal would be more outraged if it turned out he had a MAGA tattoo once

have noted this before but want to again emphasize that us Tattoo Havers can tell you only certain shops would have totenkopfs and they are going to be surrounded by other nazi symbols that you will in fact easily recognize

Tell me again, how old were you when you learned to wipe your ass?

Fuck Billy for giving Tyrus the fucking NWA Championship