🔺️Slam Campbell🔺️

Man.

The world fucking is on fire.

So go be as corny and cringe as you wanna be without hurting people.

Live whats left of your only life.

If you can’t be free in your body at least go be free in your mind and soul.

Fuck the haters.

Legs do that all the time....

I was talking about the DWARF!

Images like this is probably why I jave body issues that ingrained in me as a child.
Why can't I be obscenely muscular and shiny?

WHERES JIMMY HOFFA?!

Good night Bluesky
Art by Kyle Starks

I was just coming to ask the same thing.
You might guess they were censored how thick they are. Wanted Eugene Levy, got Epstein Files.

Gotta have a pic or it doesnt count towards your gains.

Thos picture looks like hes mid saying "Im just asking questions" after saying some of the most heinous shit he could imagine.

Hearing the @blankcheck.bsky.social talk about their director choices, got me think ing who'd id want a deep dive series on.
Glad you asked.
Sylvester Stallone
Jim Henson/Frank Oz
Atom Egoyan
@mikeflanaganfilm.com
Ken Kwapis
Emerald Fennel
Jonathan Frakes
Leonard Nimoy
Carol Reed

Best part about Charmed, second best part of Vamp.

I hear all the hep cats are doing the Charleston.

Ill review it the way one of my favourite reviews about Chinese Democracy went:
(Paraphrased)
Reviewing Chinese Democracy (or in this case King Conan) is like reviewing a unicorn: youre more surprised it exists than the quality of it.

The goal is too be told Im "too big". Or people whisper "steroids" as I walk by.
Yes. They made me this, along woth every hour of hard work. And I am disgusting to normal people. But the people who get it get it.

The delts be delting

Thank God I live in a sound proof box.

Yes that, but for every body part is the goal.
Obscene in a sweater

You can cry of you want to.

Say no more lol
#StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager #SpongebobSquarepants

Just realised im paying attention to the cost of crude oil.
Fuck me im old.

Breakfast sandwiches.
A good bagel, fried egg, bacon (or substitute), HP sauce, cheese, onion.
Fry the barely in the Grease if youre feeling like using everything and like that.
All of It should be to taste. Whatever sauces or cheeses. Its your favourite nice full breakfast on a bagel.

Thats a good tag line there: Monsieur. You taste exquisite.

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

Oh yeah, that woman has no reason to be around anymore. Heinous shit.

I avoided it for four years by living close to the equator for a period.

Sounds like delayed therapy to me.

International Men’s Day is November 19th.

a blurry image of a person 's face with a black background Alt: Professional wrestler Scott Steiner, in his signature chain mail cowl, black sunglasses and bleached white goatee. He is very tanned and raising and flexing his roght bicep from behind.

I get you. Strength in queerness, and putting the queerness in strength.

Just a non-stop parade of absolute units kicking the shit out of bigots.

Dennis O'Neil's Lupin III