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A photo of a canyon wren perched on a rock. Its long tail is pointed up.

Who else loves canyon wrens?

#birds #wildlife #nature

i will read 3000 words on anything and frankly i wish it was 30,000. no i will not get a book. i want longform articles on some notorious pervert and what exactly his problem is that i have to read on archive dot is

dutch people eat like an alleycat in a cartoon Jini Jane @jinijane_ • 1d As a Dutch child I was exposed to extreme amounts of weed smoke, but thanks to being fed large amounts of herring, my brain formed a protective layer which has kept my IQ intact Image is raw or cured herring with chopped onions and a perplexingly large pickle slice

It turns out dutch food, like writing, looks like if english had a stroke

This is an actual Pentagon press release. “An Army believed to be casualty…the believed to be death”

*type of slip package delivery companies put on your door* Unable to RT Your Post
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hooting, hollering, ululating, big green don bringing the renewable revolution, suck a tremendous fuck gas guzzlers

i should stop spendig all my time at the accursed temple

ALIEN CHEF: "We don't waste. This animal gave his life, so we must eat every part of him as a sign of respect."

ME: *watching from the after life as he drizzles olive oil on my sweetbreads* "choke choke choke choke choke choke choke choke..."

yeah and wearing more PPE for that than at any point while removing mushrooms from the walls

Every single elite has taken on this adolescent, whiny pose and folks, I’m fed up with it!!!

Well, I'm on my way home from birding on the Platte River in Gibbon, Nebraska and I can say with absolute certainty that the white Pelicans have not yet arrived there. Only about 115,000 Sandhill Cranes, 50-60 thousand snow geese, 1000 or so pintails, 1 whooper (allegedly) and 0 pelicans.

Here's what you want Train Dreams to be

PROSPECTOR: Reckon's any timber in yonder gulch, pa?
PA: (scritches his pant crotch)

Here's what Train Dreams is

LUMBERJACK 1: I hope someone invents the iPhone soon.
LUMBERJACK 2: And iPhone apps and Samsung Galaxy phones.
LUMBERJACK 1: That would be cool.

Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida

passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

we just watched the first season and loved it. every decision these people make is baffling

Terror Alert Level:

You’d think at some point this would stop happening, there’s a limit, but no, there isn’t

Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel

what fresh hell

Sen. Markwayne Mullin has died of taking a standardized third grade reading level test. He is expected to be replaced at the Department of Homeland Security by two stray dogs humping.

Black crowned night heron in a Humboldt penguin exhibit

bro thinks he's on the team 😂😂😭😭😭

A picture of PEW poll on global attitude survey, saying the % who rate the morality and ethics of people in their country as good vs bad, where the US has the worst rankings and Canada the best

Americans: we live in a fallen state—embroiled by sin, cheating, lying, and evil. You cannot trust anyone, not even those who claim to know you best

Canadians: I love my neighbors and my friends!

it’s only an echo chamber when it’s the left. when it’s the right they call it some bullshit like the Agora or the Town Square

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i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

A war that isn't a war, documented with videos that may or may not be real, funded by elected leaders who are neither for nor against it, is the most dystopian thing that's happened in my lifetime

that one friend that's too library: you could get that for free at the library

We have been living in the shadow of the AUMF since it passed and the end state is them being like “yeah we’re at war but who cares”

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

imagine there are simply too many dopey flightless parrots walking around the sidewalks like penguins and fucking amongst the berry bushes. a beautiful world

The idea is to use the federal government to retaliate against people, individually, for any opposition—real or perceived—to their goals.

Frankly, if this isn't stopped completely and the offenders prosecuted, then I expect the next Democratic admin to do it to Republicans. It's just the way now.