Matt Mamba

Playoff Romeo Doubs

It’s that time of year again where I have to defend The Polar Express from you idiots who call it a dumb/ugly film

Fantasy football is stupid.

2nd highest score in the league…not even close to winning.

Feeling nostalgic (stupid)

Last year I found out I lost my sense of taste when I was watching Justin Fields tape and praising him.

Scary stuff…anyways feel better!

Jake Paul can make this up to everyone by flying to France and beating up Roman Polanski.

Just watched a young psychopath and an old psychopath con the world out of the lamest fight that was unwatchable whether Netflix was buffering or not.

Should have done this TBH

Jake Paul was riding in a car with no top in Texas…were is Lee Harvey Oswald at when you need him?!?!

Found the Netflix category the Tyson Paul fight will be listed under

All 32 current NFL starting Quarterbacks get to throw 1 brick at Jake Paul who is tied up to a chair from 5 yards away.

That’s the PPV event the people want.

Okay…they might kick me off the platform for a post this dumb.

I am sorry and will accept any punishments that may come my way…but I’m not deleting it. It’s too late.

And to think we would’ve gotten Marshawn Lloyd back this year if only a pen didn’t diss a guy named, “Itis”…crazy how life works sometimes…

A coach is only as good as his ability to adapt and embrace/overcome change and obstacles.

That Marshawn Lloyd injury fricken sucks…ANYWAYS BACK TO BULLYING THE BEARS!

The last time the Bears beat the Packers:

#1 Song in USA: Thank U, Next by Ariana Grande

#1 Movie in USA: Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse

Jordan Love: 20 years old

Caleb Williams: 17 years old.

The last time the Bears beat the Packers that mosquito containing Dino DNA from Jurassic Park was not yet trapped in amber.

Seneca Wallace rn:

Packers play the Bears this week.

Losing the future Offensive Player of The Year and Defensive Player of The Year in 1 offseason is the stuff of legends.

Just gonna go ahead and cancel my trade offer for Saquon Barkley for a 4th round draft pick in next year’s draft in Fantasy.

If you say Jayden without touching your lips together, it sounds like you’re saying Jalen.

That’s all I have to contribute to this discussion.

Okay. Enjoy the game!

She doesn’t know it yet, but I’m about to launch her favorite pumpkin 35 yards into the backyard

Five years ago, Lindsey Vonn retired from ski racing because her right knee, damaged by high speed crashes, could no longer take the stress of the sport. Now, Vonn, who has won 82 World Cup races and three Olympic medals, is coming out of retirement. nyti.ms/40LfbD8

The last time the Bears beat the Packers, Paul Revere was in the middle of his journey to warn the Massachusetts Militia of the British advance on Lexington and Concord.

After watching Soul this evening, here is my updated Pixar rankings.

1-8 are elite Pixar
9-14 are very good
15-18 are enjoyable
19-22 are flawed but had moments
23-26 are 🤢

Accidentally took a picture of myself watching Marv get hit by like 5 bricks in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.

Hi. My name is Matt, and I haven’t pooped my pants in over 13 days.

It’s been a long journey, but I’m staying strong and resilient.

I’d like to thank my loved ones for standing by my side.

And myself for not wearing pants in over 13 days.