Patrick Alexander

In a new place, doing a new thing · WARNING: VLOG YouTube video by Patrick Alexander’s World of Content

I made a video about where I am and what I've been up to. Watch it or don't!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGrz...

Stage, whatever

All the world's a level

turkie

Thangrivens

...or are there, at this point in the narrative, certain lips that might be sealed in a straightforwardly literal, yet unexpected way? Please read 'Sons of Comtec', as soon as you can manage it, to find out.

"Stocks" could be the stock market but is also a type of flower; likewise the "field" might be the field of business or simply the meadow we see — hence the "common scents" pun. As for "sealed lips", does this imply wisdom that cannot be conveyed in mere words...

My exact thought! Every time! Except without the "I'm sorry" because I do not apologise for THE TRUTH

Buh buh buh buh buh buh buh DEMOCRATS, buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh REPUBLICANS, buh buh buh buh NEVER LET THEM FORGET THIS

Cockney privates on a smoke break stop leaning against the wall as he walks past; the banter goes quiet; they nod respectfully. "Tergent." "Tergent."

'Dishwasher Tergent' sounds like a dubious regal appoinment from the bad old days, like 'Witchfinder General'.

The book has many innovations. Near the start, we included a sort of 'front index' to let people know what bits are in the book and which pages the bits are on.

A canny reader, having purchased the book, can avoid reading it entirely if they realise no bits interest them. Quite a time saver.

Yeah we put in mauve flyleaves at the front and back, what about it

Sons of Comtec is officially in print. It is also gorgeous beyond belief.

I will not be attempting to tie this into Hallowe'en somehow.

I wrote a kickstarter update about it.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/zpx...

I'm just astonished hearing about this "cool exterior" for the first time.

DOGMA

ANY WAY
YOU WANT
IT →

I BLAME RELIGION ON J.C.
I MARVEL AT THE RACIST KIDS
WHO LOVE PUBLIC ENEMY

Someday, when I finally compile a Hilarity Comics book, I'm going to insert a page like that following the Babyfucker-sama comic, with a Roger Rabbit-style baby-sized adult actor reassuring the reader. (The twist will be, the actor playing Babyfucker-sama is toddler-age, somehow.)

Reminding myself to play this later

🚨 THIRTY-SEVEN MINUTES TO GO 🚨

🍪 BISCUITVISIONS 🍪

www.kickstarter.com/projects/zpx...

SEVEN HOURS REMAIN to learn the secrets of business from low-level insiders and expert guessers.

Have you the courage to reach out and squeeze the motivational stress ball of opportunity with "YES! I can do it" printed on it? THE ANSWER IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

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You might sneer, but that thumb is jammed firmly up God's anal hole, drawing power and blessings from him. That, and his choice of reading, are clear signs that this young go-getter is bound for success, due to being on the road to success.

(God is everywhere and invisible.)

There are 22 hours left to become a Bechiever! — equivalent to the time a CEO spends working every day, according to charts.

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Just got ourselves a new pull quote for the back cover.

Don't we all want to be like Vinnk, in some small way?

Perhaps this is that small way. It has come at last.

AI is short for "Eyyy, I don't fucken care. Shut up."

Entrepreneurs! Take strides towards ferfa nerfa and align your buppity bup bup with a fuh fuh fuh fuh mindset, to prepare for budugga dugga dugga dugga fuh fuh fuh fuh buh buh buh buh [blows a raspberry]

SONS OF COMTEC · a comic about srs business ppl AT LAST, a graphic novel to celebrate society's invisible heroes: extremely well-paid corporate executives!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/zpx...

☝️ And then share THAT link with them too; that's the important bit.

"Less than two weeks left of the crowdfunding campaign," you should tell them. "Don't miss out!"

Sons of Comtec. Why you NEEDS this comic. YouTube video by squishfacestudio

Me and Ben (mostly Ben) made a new, short trailer for... SONS OF COMTEC!!

It's all zippa-zoo tik tok "What's up guys" so you can confidently share it with your idiot friends! 52 seconds isn't much to ask of them, surely?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zs9...

Hello, I think that headbands that have angry eyebrow muscles like actual human skin = bad graphics. That's all I want to know or say about this game. Goodbye! Thank you!

My gift to you this day