It's cute, right? I was like YES I need goth cherry blossoms
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It's cute, right? I was like YES I need goth cherry blossoms
Thank youuuu
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Dried blueberries and cranberries!
It turned out incredibly well!!
Molasses granola
Glamour shot of my molasses granola. My best batch yet!
FAYE IT'S SO GOOD
Maybe I'll share the recipe on my website so people can be like, "Yeah, she's an escort, yeah she's hot, but I mainly visit her website FOR THE GRANOLA RECIPES"
Okayyyyy, I finished the molasses granola and it's out of this world. It's dark, complex, a little smoky...I feel like I've unlocked a magical granola flavor portal
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It's so fun to make and it's fun to tweak the formula! I'm using pecans this time, and cranberries and dried blueberries. And I always include coconut and dark chocolate because I love them hehe
...and flavor it with cinnamon, ginger and cloves, instead of my usual spice mix of cinnamon, cardamom and nutmeg. And even spike it with crystallized ginger
Much to consider, granola-wise
I expect it'll impart a good depth of flavor, but how much sweetness will it impart? We'll find out!
But as the whole reason I had molasses was for ginger cookies, ginger cake, etc., it makes me think I could really lean into a ginger flavor for the granola...
I'm making granola again (I can't stop! It's so delicious!) and I was short of honey and maple syrup for the sweetener, so I used molasses for about 1/3 of the sweetener...
This is either the best idea I've ever had, or the worst
where's the joke?
Thank you β€οΈ
Olive oil!
K18 is a miracle π
That sounds amazing! I gotta admit, I'm partial to pizzas that don't have the typical tomato sauce
This is Montanara Genovese but the same restaurant has pizze fritte and calzone fritto and I definitely need to try those at some point!
Haven't been to Naples yet but I reeeeally need to go!
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I love sweets, but fried sweets just seem gimmicky to me
I folded that into #2, Intrigue, but yes.
I think a lot of people have lost touch with their inner child and it's sad!
Tell me more about your technique!
HELLO, 911? A WOMAN ENJOYED A FUNKY KINDA PIZZA. NO I WON'T HOLD
Bzzt wrongo
It legit changed my life ngl
3 (subtext): "OH MY GOD A WOMAN IN AMERICA HAS A SIMPLE AND JOYFUL RELATIONSHIP TO FOOD. I'M CALLING THE COPS"
Summary of reactions to my fried pizza post:
1: "Oh HELL yeah"
2: "Intriguing!"
3: "SHAE YOU ARE GOING TO DIE BECAUSE YOU HAD FRIED FOOD ONE (1) TIME"