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Yeah weirdly there are works of art I dislike for aesthetic reasons (???). Is this really the state of engagement bait?

I'm at the barber shop where everyone voted for Elizabeth Warren. We've moved on from that and now we're all about the Will Smith National Geographic docuseries "Pole to Pole." It's fire bro!

I think if you get reincarnated as one of those little fish that swim in the huge groups you should get to be like 10 of them to make your odds of survival fair

being able to get a glass of whiskey at the barber shop has got to feel really good if you're stupid as fuck

Yeah they tested it on My ass

And it's the damn truth.

Who else is staying up late to watch the new Scrubs episode! 👋

han solo had to express chewbacca's anal glands monthly

This App Warns You if Someone Is Wearing Smart Glasses Nearby The creator of Nearby Glasses made the app after reading 404 Media's coverage of how people are using Meta's Ray-Bans smartglasses to film people without their knowledge or consent. “I consider it to ...

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Fuckin Hollywood does nothing but sequels and we still don't have my fuckin Star Wars movie about Jabba the Hutt's crime empire. Get your shit together Disney. That little laughing motherfucker he has is sooo good

My mom used to call her tail ‘the runt nipple’ and she’d dip it into some milk and let me suck it off and pretend I was weaning like my brothers

Costco Connection magazine just published a full article about why and how to stop your car

I'm lucky to be able to bike to most of our fields, but I think the kids have a strong argument that if they have to play then they should be allowed not to bike. And that's how they get me with pain at the pump

District of Columbian necktie

It's personally quite annoying that they fucked up gas prices right at the start of soccer season. The time of year when I actually do have to drive around a lot...

"The Man in Black" is one of my favorite Johnny Cash songs. It's fucking normal to be sad that other people are suffering! And even more than that, it's cool to say so. The man in black is cool! I can't be a "things used to be better" guy but goddam if thats not true for country music.

I was thinking about this episode again re: the videos of drones bombing hotels, and how if the twin towers hadn't collapsed, the impact of 9/11 would have been very different. And it seems like they might not have if the Mafia weren't the vendor of choice for so many "legitimate" developers

please tell this is not a post by a white man Tone policing...

it was "dress like a cowboy day" at school and my difficult son said he was going to wear all black because hes an "emo cowboy." i hit him with the backwards chair "you know there was once another guy who called himself The Man in Black. And he was a bit of an emo cowboy himself, i suppose"

I was listening to @yourkickstartersucks.com and they essentially present the value prop for digitizing the brain as: if you transfer a copy of your brain to a computer then it has to be you, and the "you" that you experience gets to be dead while the computer takes your place. Much to think about.

Hell I'll do more than post that

The Redditification of warfare now asks the epic question, Would you rather fight one big 9/11 or a thousand little 9/11s

new mural in newtown

Ralph we need you to hang out with a big guy for awhile. And then go wild one time.

I'd love to go to Skull Island and see what those big bugs think about talking to some 5.56

this was a real thing and the department of licensing blamed new technology so i’m pretty sure that means they got sold an ai service

I've tried to drink 24 beers in 24 hours and I have to say it was much harder than I thought. And I was not a casual drinker. I can't say I entirely recommend trying to do it, but it was an enlightening experience

I'm doing the Andre 3000 alright alright alright