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Maudie

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Mainly books, dogs, birds and gardens πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Clevedon/Bristol, UK

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Indeed

07.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't they just!

07.03.2026 10:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Saturday

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Friday

06.03.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you 😊

05.03.2026 11:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thursday

05.03.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wednesday

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Tuesday

03.03.2026 07:55 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
How Much I Dislike the Daily MailΒ 
Β 
I would ratherΒ 
eat Quavers that are six weeks stale,Β 
blow dry the man bun of Gareth Bale,Β 
listen to the songs of Jimmy Nail,Β 
than read one page of the Daily Mail.Β 
Β 
If I was boredΒ 
in a waiting room in Perivale,Β 
on a twelve-hour trip on Network Rail,Β 
halfway through a circumnavigational sail,Β 
I would not read the Daily Mail.Β 
Β 
I would happily readΒ 
the autobiography of Dan Quayle,Β 
1001 Things You Can Do With Kale,Β 
selected scripts from Emmerdale,
if it meant I didn’t have to read the Daily Mail.Β 
Β 
Far better toΒ 
stand outside in a storm of hail,Β 
scratch a blackboard with a fingernail,Β 
be swallowed by a humpback whale,Β 
than have to read the Daily Mail.Β 
Β 
If I was blind Β 
and it was the only thing in Braille,Β 
I still would not read the Daily Mail.Β 

Β 
Brian BilstonΒ 

How Much I Dislike the Daily MailΒ  Β  I would ratherΒ  eat Quavers that are six weeks stale,Β  blow dry the man bun of Gareth Bale,Β  listen to the songs of Jimmy Nail,Β  than read one page of the Daily Mail.Β  Β  If I was boredΒ  in a waiting room in Perivale,Β  on a twelve-hour trip on Network Rail,Β  halfway through a circumnavigational sail,Β  I would not read the Daily Mail.Β  Β  I would happily readΒ  the autobiography of Dan Quayle,Β  1001 Things You Can Do With Kale,Β  selected scripts from Emmerdale, if it meant I didn’t have to read the Daily Mail.Β  Β  Far better toΒ  stand outside in a storm of hail,Β  scratch a blackboard with a fingernail,Β  be swallowed by a humpback whale,Β  than have to read the Daily Mail.Β  Β  If I was blind Β  and it was the only thing in Braille,Β  I still would not read the Daily Mail.Β  Β  Brian BilstonΒ 

Today’s poem is called β€˜How Much I Dislike the Daily Mail’.

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Sunday

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Saturday

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Friday

27.02.2026 08:17 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thursday

26.02.2026 07:55 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wednesday

25.02.2026 09:38 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Monday

23.02.2026 07:52 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same era

22.02.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Richard Barnes in Jesus Christ Superstar (circa 1975)

22.02.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sunday

22.02.2026 08:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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21.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no, poor girl X

21.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha, couldn't agree with him more!

21.02.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Saturday reading - wonderfully ranty

21.02.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It really is

21.02.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Loved this!

21.02.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Isn't it glorious

21.02.2026 08:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Saturday

21.02.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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🀎

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Friday

20.02.2026 08:29 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who knows?! Happy CBA to remove the decs day

19.02.2026 08:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thursday

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