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Taxonomist | Ontologist | Systems thinker | Polymath | Nerd | Mother of dog and cat | Feminist | www.murmuration.uk

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That word they’re using, I don’t think they know what it means 🙄

27.02.2026 07:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Related, confuses me when people say “they died peacefully”. Like how did the know? It’s not like the could complete a customer satisfaction survey “on a scale of 1-10 how peaceful was it?”

22.02.2026 15:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Today, my hearing loss and autism won as going somewhere quiet meant I was in the right place at the right time. WIN.

22.02.2026 15:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, it paid to drive round to the scanner (it was a mobile one). While being told my scan would be delayed by at min an hour because the guy ahead of me had a 40min scan and the tech was there to fix the scanner, they said they’d do mine first because it was a 7min scan.

22.02.2026 15:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That apts not for another hour and I’ve been told it’s outside (in the rain) and they’re running behind.

22.02.2026 10:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh, and my MRI isn’t for another hour and I’ve been told they’re already running behind. 😑

22.02.2026 10:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I haven’t had coffee or breakfast. Which explains my mood.

22.02.2026 10:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Waiting for an ultrasound and an MRI (routine appointment). Unimpressed by the nurse stood at the counter gossiping with the receptionist holding my slip for my appointment for the last 10 mins. I get it, it’s a Sunday, but it’s not like I don’t have stuff to do today.

22.02.2026 09:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The stage version with Bryan Cranston was unbelievably spectacular (I saw it on its opening weekend).

16.02.2026 18:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When in doubt, watch Bedknobs and Broomsticks

14.02.2026 16:43 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The question nobody seems to be asking. If nature abhors a vacuum, who has filled the Epstein void? Because these scum lords won’t stop their activities just because someone is dead. Look at the mafia, cut off a head and two more grow to replace it.

07.02.2026 08:43 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I feel this maybe above the average level of intellect for some of Hull's residents.

15.01.2026 14:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sensible. Like if they're going to make a second one, at least put it somewhere accessible.

15.01.2026 14:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is the world ready for double Hull tho?

15.01.2026 14:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

the UK and France, because we have nuclear weapons.

11.01.2026 16:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tore my rotator cuff feeding the hamster. He was in a glass terrarium on top of a book case (because we had cats) with an arm chair in front of it. I over extended at a bad angle.

05.01.2026 22:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We must be living a great life in the UK, cybertrucks are banned as they fail to meet safety requirements

05.01.2026 20:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Preview
Bonkers 😳 #fyp #taylorhawkins #somebodytolove @Queen #foofighters @foofightersofficial TikTok video by Sam Ryder

www.tiktok.com/@samhairwolf... he’s a human golden retriever with amazing vocal talents. Roger Taylor suggested he be the vocalist for the Taylor Hawkins memorial at Wembley, he’s that well regarded.

31.12.2025 22:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He’s an absolute fucking asshat if he thinks we’d just randomly nuke the US when we’re more worried about the fucking Russians cruising up and down the North Sea / English Channel provoking us.
Maybe he should go sniff some Bolivian marching powder, he might make more sense.

26.12.2025 22:21 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just read an article on festive gift ideas for people your struggling to gift for.
Can I say, anyone giving me a bag of “festive granola” is telling me they hate me.

05.12.2025 08:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Welcome to the Jungle?!?

04.12.2025 21:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was thinking you were trying to decide what karaoke song you should sing

04.12.2025 21:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She's the FIRST woman in *800* years to hold the position of Chancellor of the Exchequer. Demeaning her role by calling her "Rachel from accounts" is disgusting, and women doing it should be f*cking ashamed of themselves.

Do better.

26.11.2025 17:54 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Small point.

The budget was a shit show. We know.

But if I see another WOMAN call the Chancellor "Rachel from accounts" I will lose my shit with them.

I didn't hear anyone say "Rishi from the bank".

26.11.2025 17:54 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Argos: The laminated Book of Dreams | Bill Bailey | Universal Comedy #standup #comedy
Argos: The laminated Book of Dreams | Bill Bailey | Universal Comedy #standup #comedy YouTube video by Universal Comedy

They could have just bugged Bill Bailey some cash and used this…

m.youtube.com/shorts/wuFBr...

25.11.2025 22:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Better than the wrong kind of leaves on the line 😂

Badgers *under* the line

20.11.2025 21:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Devon and Cornwall trains cancelled due to collapsing badger sett - BBC News Great Western Railway says the badger sett was found under the track in the Hayle area.

Looks like it was caused by Badgers www.bbc.com/news/article...

20.11.2025 20:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They are some kind of voodoo magic, the annoying pain from spots disappears really quickly, along with the spots

17.11.2025 21:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dots for spots! (I wish these had existed when I was a teenager!) www.boots.com/dots-for-spo...

17.11.2025 20:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I thought he was using that to buy his Plastic Patty a wedding gift (Conde Nast)

17.11.2025 16:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0