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yay blake. hello hi. fiction and website: catboy.club newtype.itch.io <-- zines here

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01.03.2026 11:30 👍 2059 🔁 643 💬 4 📌 4

read this book

05.03.2026 17:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i could eat rice and beans forever. i can eat the same thing for 60 years like a hamster

05.03.2026 17:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

parable and tale of caution etc. etc. i feel vindicated for this however

05.03.2026 02:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i invented incel 2

05.03.2026 02:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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03.03.2026 14:00 👍 200 🔁 87 💬 2 📌 1
recolored and hastily edited windows 11 background. it says windows 13 and it's green

recolored and hastily edited windows 11 background. it says windows 13 and it's green

Windows 13 rumored to "suck your dick clean off", per sources close to Microsoft.

04.03.2026 16:24 👍 3465 🔁 1215 💬 43 📌 39

its none of my business but i do viscerally feel it (pity/trolling) when i see someone post a pic of their bad cooking

04.03.2026 21:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My Little Pony: Friendship Walk with Me

04.03.2026 18:51 👍 17 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
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still-life 2020

02.03.2026 23:34 👍 315 🔁 57 💬 2 📌 0

what

03.03.2026 02:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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27.02.2026 02:00 👍 46 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0

car

24.02.2026 17:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Joanna Karpowicz (joannakarpowicz.pl), Anubis Does Twin Peaks II

16.12.2024 19:18 👍 199 🔁 37 💬 0 📌 0

every book is called some shit like The Husband’s Wife

24.02.2026 17:18 👍 280 🔁 39 💬 5 📌 0
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Save Point
SE OH

Kodak Gold
Mamiya 645 PRO TL

#filmphotography

23.02.2026 21:51 👍 414 🔁 55 💬 6 📌 1

funny that you can watch an anime from 1995 set in chicago and it's indistinguishable from anything else today

23.02.2026 20:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

70 pages of the novel are done but they're maybe ontologically evil

23.02.2026 20:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

anyone else kinda just out here

22.02.2026 18:47 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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therizinosaurus

22.02.2026 00:27 👍 617 🔁 175 💬 4 📌 0

my writing laptop broke lol

22.02.2026 18:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i read it last year and it was great. was not expecting the grey gardens reference

22.02.2026 18:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is it possible that the "honey badger epic bacon chuck norris narwhal" stuff which peaked with guys like chuck wendig skipped a generation and is now re-emerging as "rizz skibidi aura-mogged by six seven?"

21.02.2026 09:36 👍 58 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 0
Data and Riker chilling in a trailer and blasting cigs

Data and Riker chilling in a trailer and blasting cigs

It’s the freakin weekend

21.02.2026 00:54 👍 5275 🔁 848 💬 72 📌 52

interesting. so your band is named crush 40. how do you feel about a red 40 food dye promotion package rider

19.02.2026 21:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

turning 30 and i realize all that autistic karma can't be cashed for capital you gotta accept it

19.02.2026 21:21 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Heathcliff sits on a table at a vet's office as several female cats watch him from the window with hearts in their eyes. The vet, reading off a clipboard, says "Your rizz levels are elevated."

Heathcliff sits on a table at a vet's office as several female cats watch him from the window with hearts in their eyes. The vet, reading off a clipboard, says "Your rizz levels are elevated."

19 Feb 2026

19.02.2026 19:05 👍 1367 🔁 389 💬 4 📌 20

let's struggle with simple tasks together

19.02.2026 21:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a stylized 3d render of an office at night. a dog is at a computer and staring at a tempting tennis ball in the foreground.

a stylized 3d render of an office at night. a dog is at a computer and staring at a tempting tennis ball in the foreground.

late night

19.02.2026 05:30 👍 4934 🔁 959 💬 13 📌 1
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This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

18.02.2026 11:46 👍 10586 🔁 2685 💬 103 📌 262