Alexa play "Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead"
05.03.2026 18:50
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Alexa play "Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead"
Segueing from a war you started and Americans have already died in to how you picked out curtains is totally normal President talk.
I hate to propose such drastic punishments but it might be time to strip Trump of his FIFA Peace Prize.
The UN needs to condemn our actions and the world needs to issue sanctions against us like they do for rogue nations.
Everyone is piling on the men’s hockey team for cozying up to the president but did anyone consider that they just got back home to the US and finally got to see the Dow?
My summary of #SOTU speech....
This whole thing has been some seriously carny shit.
President Biden watching his name being brought up again and again at the #SOTU by ranting lunatic.
Let's get ready to sundoooooooown! #SOTU
Trying not to cry at the thought of how much Tim Walz would have been beaming tonight as he sat behind Kamala at the State of the Union.
No I haven't already eaten all my blizzard snacks! How dare you suggest that!
The soft pedaling of Epstein victims as “underage women” needs to stop. When discussing complex issues of gender, they love to smugly ask “What is a woman?” like they just played the greatest Magic: The Gathering card of all time. So we need to hammer these pedo defenders with, “What is a child?“.
Okay small potatoes relatively speaking, but why is People magazine doing more heavy journalistic lifting than a lot of our “mainstream” media?
A Venn diagram of men who propose this law and men who are completely unf*ckable is a circle.
Remember, you can't spell Incel without ICE.
Pam Bondi is getting very close to the point of no return when it comes to her eventually serving a very long time in prison. If she has any friends, a big if admittedly, they should let her know.
I can't believe America-hating George Soros spent billions of dollars with his latest Epstein Files hoax to.......bring down the former Prince Andrew?
Also when you sang “Lord I wonder if I’ll change my ways?”, the answer is no. Your final Pokémon form is a sentient piece of turkey jerky with terrible politics and hair that’s been screaming for a hot oil treatment since Ross and Rachel were on a break.
Fun fact: When Kid Rock sang “different girl every night in the hotel” in “Picture” with Sheryl Crow, he was talking about the assorted names names he gave his hand while watching scrambled hotel porn.
What a great time speaking with Bill Greening who designed the new Kylie Minogue Barbie! Thanks to werrrk.com and @chiffondior.com
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Gosh, these Epstein files almost make it seem like letting a handful of people hoard obscene amounts of resources while having little to no accountability to the rest of humanity was a bad idea.
RFK Jr. seems like he is perpetually in the state between human and turning into a werewolf.
What an amazing collection of men that everyone would immediately swipe left on.
Find someone who looks at you the way Gaga looked at Bad Bunny.
I don't speak much Spanish but joyful music and dance transcends language. Bravo Bad Bunny! 👏 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
So, based on what we're seeing in the Pedo Files, we can almost certainly rule out that Princess Diana was just killed in a random paparazzi chase right?
So the current President posted something so vile that it would get you immediately fired from just about every company in the United States.
This whole six more weeks of winter prediction is just another right wing distraction meant to cover up the fact that Punxsutawney Phil was named in the Epstein files.
Arrested Development narrator: "But the Kennedy Center, in fact, would never actually reopen while he was still alive."
