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They/Them | 30s | Enby Acadian | Kaw / Indigenous | Neurodivergent πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ household πŸ¦‘ Seattle Kraken 🍁 Toronto Maple Leafs 🌊 Seattle Torrent ❀ @auralytical.dev Profile photo: Beaux (our dog) Profile banner: Kraken vs Leafs game 2024

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In 8 minutes I take my β€œhey it’s not sleepy but wakey hour!” evening meds and I anticipate powering through some more of my current crochet project

08.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You had me in a brief panic thinking the weekend was nearly over and I haven’t done laundry for Monday morning yet lol. Had to double check the calendar

08.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just now seeing this and I’m so glad that you are safe. Incredibly sorry you are having to go through this at all. Absolutely disgusting and disgraceful behavior that should never be allowed.

06.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Excited for McCann and McMann being together on the same team.

06.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sad about the McMann trade…but I still get to cheer him on with the Kraken so I’m not as torn up as if he had gone elsewhere. Now my puck from last years game when he scored in Seattle means even more to me! Hope you like it here in Seattle! <3

06.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe I should just watch the opposing team broadcast from now on. First thing the Leafs broadcast did during intermission was bitch about Maccelli scoring a goal. β€œWhy now?” Damn they can never be happy, eh?

#LeafsForever

06.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So you had two bags?

05.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have never seen these or tried these, but I fear I have just discovered my new snack of the month.

05.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Why not both?

05.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I stood up thinking it went in! From the camera angle at first I was like β€œomg?!”

…woke the dog who was napping peacefully on the couch behind me lol oops

05.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was hopeful for it to go in there at the last 5-6 seconds too. :(

05.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Spoke a bit too soon, but honestly he had to be so tired. I can’t even be upset at him with 45 (or however many absurd amount) shots on goal tonight.

05.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg Stolarz…

Insane saves

05.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Knies goal replay on the New Jersey broadcast (Can’t get the Leafs broadcast here tonight) had me impressed and also laughing at him whacking the puck like a baseball. Commenters made an off handed joke about it being baseball preseason lol

#GoLeafsGo

Shoutout to Nylander’s butt earlier, too.

05.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is making me sad that I’m having to watch the Flyers broadcast to get the game. I always love Biz

03.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

literally how does this happen twice?! That was forever ago...why didn't you check that goal...then?!

01.03.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hello friends✨🌈✨

the weight of the world is so godsdamned much right now

taking care of yourself, enjoying the things you love, and taking a break from the discourse, these are things that keep you in the fight long term.

and we are in it for the long haul, friends.

love fiercely.

we got this.

01.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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How Kansas Republicans weaponized the law to target 300 trans driver's license holders SB 244 was put into effect virtually overnight, causing chaos, panic and fear in the trans community.

New β€” I spoke to eight trans people in Kansas about the new state law that invalidated their driver’s licenses overnight, what’s it’s like to live there right now, plus details of two DMV emails exclusively obtained by The Handbasket that shed light on the law’s chaotic and cruel rollout:

28.02.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 5222 πŸ” 2190 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 107

This piece is stunning!

27.02.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NYPD arrested a young man named Gusmane Coulibaly for throwing snowballs at them.

Watch the language on how they frame this.

"violently smashing snowballs." gtfoh

And yes he's Black

26.02.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 421 πŸ” 117 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 27

I see what you did here and I will begrudgingly give this a like lol

26.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i am glad to be a trans person on hrt. being trans is awesome and incredible and anyone persecuting trans people is hell's own jackass. gender should be a playground not a prison camp with barbed wire around it

26.02.2026 06:36 πŸ‘ 2164 πŸ” 276 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 9

I saw someone gleefully walking through while videoing these and absolutely loving all of these sculptures. Now someone has added the little labels and it really put a bright spot in my week. Thank you to all the lovely people who made these and shared their joy

25.02.2026 06:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In a historic year for women at the Olympics, Trump specifically awarded male athletes with the presidential medal of freedom at the SOTU. They never cared about women’s sports. They never cared about women, period.

25.02.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 2849 πŸ” 639 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 26

Oh gross…

25.02.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Makes me wonder if β€œscheduling” is an excuse and they really didn’t want to go? Especially after finding out I think 4 of them are from Minnesota. If any of them talked to a PR rep I can guarantee they were coached to say they really wanted to go

25.02.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A small medium-haired black dog lays on a pile of blankets. His nose is in a crack between two blankets and the side of his head rests against a pillow. He is sleeping after a long day full of adventures and a routine vet visit.

A small medium-haired black dog lays on a pile of blankets. His nose is in a crack between two blankets and the side of his head rests against a pillow. He is sleeping after a long day full of adventures and a routine vet visit.

Our little guy is worn out from his routine bloodwork today to check on his pituitary tumor (don’t worry it’s being maintained with meds, so we just have to go in occasionally and make sure they’re still working). I have been enjoying hanging out with him on the couch this evening and crocheting.

25.02.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Welp. Now that I’m home I saw news that 5 players on the US team didn’t go to the White House. That tells me Matthews could have also chosen not to go. I was trying to give the benefit of the doubt and wondering if they were required to go but it seems not, so now I feel even more disgusted.

25.02.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I’m not happy about him going at all, honestly. And he’s in a better position to get his mother and father to safety than most of us, so it’s really hard to even try to understand. Then again the Sens let Tkachuk on and we see what he’s like so…I’m at a loss. Very disappointed.

24.02.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not excusing it, for what it’s worth, just trying to see what someone’s reasoning might be.

24.02.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0