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Jesus's brother from another Heavenly Mother #lds #exmo #mormon #utah #satire

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Who could have guessed that advances in science coupled with the Internet would make it so easy for people to verify the church’s truth claims? Thank you @mormonsatan.com for confounding the profits, um prophets.

14.07.2025 16:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
It's Time For Mike Lee To Resign. We are calling upon Senator Lee to resign from office for his cruel and divisive actions after the murder of MN Representative Hortman and her spouse, as well as the attack on Senator Hoffman and his ...

It's Time For Mike Lee To Resign. act.betterutah.org/sign/its-tim...

18.06.2025 02:42 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

It's a mystery.

23.05.2025 01:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I heard Cultch decided to repent of his evil ways. I'll miss you and your content buddy. Hit me up on your alt if you have one.

23.05.2025 01:13 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Prophets are human, they're allowed mistakes!" says the same church that blames your failed blessings on your own infallibility.

18.05.2025 17:31 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly, somebody else did. The city put this fence and sign up because of the road work between the Mormon Church's 1.5B luxury mall and its headquarters.

16.05.2025 16:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
When Did Humans ACTUALLY Get to the Americas?
When Did Humans ACTUALLY Get to the Americas? YouTube video by SciShow

Unfortunately, Book of Mormon Theory didn't make the cut.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs53...

16.05.2025 00:16 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow! This might be the most honest the Mormon church has ever been.

15.05.2025 19:49 πŸ‘ 425 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

He come across not as a β€œprophet to the nations,” but as a corporate administrator and cheerleader for a wealthy, insular religious community.

14.05.2025 23:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is Russell M. Nelson a prophet for the poor and oppressed people of the world, or just for wealthy business owners and first world politicians?

Because his priorities are pretty damn clear.

14.05.2025 23:20 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can You Trust The Mormon Church?

14.05.2025 01:25 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

In the Mormon Church, men get to decide what women say.

13.05.2025 21:26 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

Twelve elderly Utah CEOs with dementia claim to speak for God, but can’t answer basic questions about Church finances, abuse coverups, or doctrine.

12.05.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Mother’s Day!
Be sure to pray to your Heavenly Father.

11.05.2025 16:12 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Obedience is the first law of the Mormon Church.
And the second.
And the third.
And the fourth....

10.05.2025 12:55 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Why would God give you a brain and then punish you for using it?

09.05.2025 21:57 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In Mormonism, a 30-year-old bucket of wheat is considered less expired than a 22-year-old unmarried woman.

09.05.2025 17:48 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If the Mormon Church is politically neutral, then I’m a modestly dressed Relief Society president with a Starbucks habit.

08.05.2025 23:07 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lots.

08.05.2025 20:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A true church would lead the world in moral clarity.
The Mormon Church must be dragged kicking and screaming decades behind everybody else.

08.05.2025 19:07 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great series.

08.05.2025 18:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that what most children do?

07.05.2025 21:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If a child tells a bishop they’ve been sexually abused,
the bishop is trained to call Mormon lawyers rather than the cops.

If that child ever speaks out, the church will call them an apostate.

The whole thing is just sickening.

07.05.2025 19:47 πŸ‘ 249 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 4

Presenting facts to someone who can’t tell the difference between fact and fiction will always be a waste of time.

27.04.2025 17:14 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

If God revealed eternal truth for you to share with the world, would you be so embarrassed that you revised it, hid it, or denied it?

The Mormon Church was.

....it still is.

24.04.2025 19:20 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBlessed are the poor,” Jesus said.
β€œBut not in the temple,” replied His church.

22.04.2025 18:57 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In Mormonism, God is cool with genocide, but not with a second earring.

22.04.2025 14:32 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, my heart hasn’t really been in the work of Satan lately. No matter how hard I try to lie to God’s children, the Mormon Church just does it better.

21.04.2025 14:48 πŸ‘ 573 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1

If divine gender roles really are eternal, why do they look exactly like 1950s Republican America?

20.04.2025 13:26 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Corn? Replaced with wheat.
Jaguars? Gone, have some horses.
Pyramids? Nah, try forts.
Sprinkle in steel and chariots, toss in a few thousand edits, and voilΓ : the most correct book on Earth.
Yeah, right.

19.04.2025 23:24 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0