Von

In terms of gore, GOT is worse than the whole Terrifier series

I read an article that said people are making their AI action figure accessories things from their job? WE ARE NOT OUR JOB YO

Im entertained by some peoples laugh taper “hahaha….mmmm…”

So many times ive seen people allude to not being able to listen to something because it isnt on streaming…maybe they just mean with ease vs not at all?

How are people listening to their mp3s? If its not on streaming you… just dont have it?????????? 😵

Or “dont ask me for nothing else” is a good alternate too. They know youre just saying it but it has to be done

When you buy your kid something expensive you have to say “happy birthday, merry Christmas, happy new year, etc…” to them. It’s tradition.

Is this tiger balm supposed to be burning my forearm like this

Watching Eyes Wide Shut to get in the Christmas spirit

Papoose likes tough chicks and I respect it

Im a fake film buff and I went from loving oners to hating them

Ch(D)ill(a) beats to study to all day long pls

Because the recaps dont include what isnt on their servers or whatever but get your mp3s! Damn…look where we at lol

You gotta get your music back…not just playing whats streaming! Even if you just play it from youtube or something

Ordering sit down food before work is a great way to be late for work…..VON!

Restarting “how to make it in america” and i didn’t appreciate this at the time cause it was just life. Now its like 🤩 memories

I just wanna make some art and mind my business.

I Should’ve known 🫡

Shout to @dartadams.bsky.social I dont know if you got to Larry Smith yet but im still inspired by him (R.I.P.)

I dont run into people that dap you mad hard anymore and im alright with that

What happened to Jay Leno yo

I really enjoy bluesky Lizzo

This is gonna sound backhanded but The Clipse made miracles with some of those Lord Willin beats

Mcdonalds cashier: and what kind of sauce would you like today??

Me:

MUSTAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!

Yo that movie “The Cell” got a bad rep that shit was aight. I gotta stop listening to mofos

In 2050 someone is gonna look back at their grandparents doing the cinnamon challenge

Sorry haha

I have an irrational fear of the person in the urinal next to me hitting my shoe

Thats HILARIOUS