*un-loops your froot*
06.03.2026 22:03
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
*un-loops your froot*
He’s coming back from the restroom in full Cocaine Bear mode. He gets the best shit straight from darkest Peru.
He himself is exempt here, being neither necessary nor a resource.
R1 and both seasons of Andor are my prequel trilogy now.
“Avary’s three AI films are “a family Christmas movie that’ll be in theaters this holiday season,” a “faith-based movie for next Easter” and a “big romantic war epic.””
Even if these were produced by the sweat of human brows, it doesn’t sound like we’re losing out on any classics.
It’s never too early to get started.
And sometimes you get a long drum solo on the second side.
“And therefore I, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, will …”??
Has the piano been drinking?
All the emails from Juan’s mother are forgeries and therefore should not be considered exculpatory in any way.
You are not obligated to complete your objectively terrible work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
My favorite philosopher, who made a career in the food and beverage service industry, taught that we must, *must* be nice until it is time to not be nice.
Donald O’Connor and Gene Kelly finishing their Moses Supposes song with a poster depicting lips and the vowel A
“Editoress”?
NO TOUCHING
He’s a working class hero!
Should be.
A list of names that sound to a native Japanese speaker like plausible American baseball player names
Dependable favorites
A Weekly World News front page bearing the hed BAT CHILD FOUND IN CAVE! and the image of the shrieking bat child.
The parts about full political rights and bridge to citizenship sound pretty good actually. Maybe not to him, but…
May I (5’7” when the weather’s right) humbly submit “Greglet”
Two brutalist architects with buildings going up on the same block have a gay romance. That is called a concreted rivalry.
Geno’s might be the only place in town where an ICE dude can get a steak without spit or jizz in it
His every restaurant meal forever more will come with extra spit or worse.
Ned Flanders saying “Maybe with a glass of water for dippin’”
The moisture content in there should keep you pretty safe from fire.
I wager 400 quatloos on the newcomer
“And therefore I, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, will …”?
Checking Urban Dictionary to see what kind of lewd sex act the “Slovakian Betamax” is
Ruin two bands by combining them
…And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dan