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This is why I made a new desk, so there's plenty of room for kitties.

04.03.2026 16:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
HORROR FILM SAFETY
1. It's not "the wind."
2. Never split up.
3. Listen to the "crazy" guy.
4. Authorities are useless.
5. Avoid bathroom mirrors.
6. Refuse sewer-clown gifts.
7. Don't assume! Kill twice.
8. Children are evil.

HORROR FILM SAFETY 1. It's not "the wind." 2. Never split up. 3. Listen to the "crazy" guy. 4. Authorities are useless. 5. Avoid bathroom mirrors. 6. Refuse sewer-clown gifts. 7. Don't assume! Kill twice. 8. Children are evil.

Horror Film Safety

17.02.2026 19:14 👍 2380 🔁 549 💬 144 📌 78
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deadder.substack.com

29.01.2026 17:28 👍 851 🔁 245 💬 17 📌 12
"Morale is plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports"

"Morale is plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports"

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26.01.2026 23:48 👍 6645 🔁 1137 💬 241 📌 110
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Art by Tim White (art here is circa 1974 - 1985)

09.01.2026 23:03 👍 272 🔁 74 💬 0 📌 0
A Manticore with the caption "I am not a toy. I am not a pet. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 400 year commitment."

A Manticore with the caption "I am not a toy. I am not a pet. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 400 year commitment."

Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family

03.12.2025 20:20 👍 2636 🔁 652 💬 48 📌 36
Kitty cuddle puddle

Kitty cuddle puddle

Awwwe

02.12.2025 18:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Art by Ron Miller for Eternity by Greg Bear (1988)

29.11.2025 23:26 👍 164 🔁 29 💬 0 📌 1
Just in time for Halloween.

Just in time for Halloween.

Just in time for Halloween.

31.10.2025 22:11 👍 2124 🔁 503 💬 69 📌 37

Looks like an ad for a perfume called "Resentment."

23.09.2025 22:51 👍 854 🔁 142 💬 113 📌 9

My pessimistic side is picturing the next American election, masked gunmen sitting outside the polling stations, asking people who they're voting for... grabbing a few people from the lineup here and there because they 'have an accent', and they want to get rid of mail-in ballots

09.09.2025 12:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My pessimistic side is picturing the next election, masked gunmen sitting outside the polling stations, asking people who they're voting for... grabbing a few people from the lineup here and there because they 'have an accent', and they want to get rid of mail-in ballots for some reason

09.09.2025 03:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ergot laced rye bread for a week in preparation...

06.09.2025 15:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Great, now we can have officers thinking "did I lie on the report or did the AI make something up?"

06.09.2025 15:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Priests never abuse their power over people so that could work

04.09.2025 02:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why would Hershey's change, it doesn't have any real chocolate in it anyway does it?

24.07.2025 02:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.”

– Dwight D. Eisenhower, Former President of the United States

22.06.2025 12:51 👍 951 🔁 292 💬 15 📌 12

What is up with safety shoe (steel toe boot) marketing? And is it somehow connected to the current state of the world with names like Aggressor, Invader, Crusade and Accomplice X (wtf).

08.06.2025 01:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm picturing an entire Muppet evolutionary track... What would Muppet microorganisms be like?

03.06.2025 01:51 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The question being, did Palantir help build it or do they just have a back door into it.

02.06.2025 16:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This is a welcoming account. 🏳️‍🌈

31.05.2025 21:30 👍 1239 🔁 834 💬 31 📌 37
Two adorable cats stuffed into a cat bed

Two adorable cats stuffed into a cat bed

I'm not sure Smokey is loving sharing his bed, but they're so damned cute together #cats

01.06.2025 20:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm guessing the orange rapist was looking around the office for other things to sell and somebody showed him an article about this scumbag.

27.05.2025 11:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This week, the Secretary of Homeland Security showed she did not even know what the term "habeas corpus" meant.

It was a truly pathetic moment, but also truly representative of the embarrassing ignorance of this administration and their lack of respect for the rule of law.

#ResistTrump

25.05.2025 13:20 👍 9826 🔁 3048 💬 246 📌 102

Why do Sardo Kalamata olives taste the way epoxy smells? And how do I keep forgetting... Blech

26.05.2025 16:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Budweiser Unveils Social Anxiety Bottle With 900% More Label To Pick At

Budweiser Unveils Social Anxiety Bottle With 900% More Label To Pick At

17.05.2025 19:00 👍 24225 🔁 2260 💬 247 📌 187

this is INCREDIBLE

07.05.2025 22:00 👍 143 🔁 23 💬 2 📌 0
An image of Aloy descending towards the Forbidden West

An image of Aloy descending towards the Forbidden West

Time to replay a favourite #horizonforbiddenwest

25.04.2025 20:42 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman says " i 'll do it " in front of a #theexpanse logo ALT: a woman says " i 'll do it " in front of a #theexpanse logo

The Expanse ❤️

23.04.2025 15:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@sarajbenincasa.bsky.social Pickled Herring?

23.04.2025 11:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0