Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief

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Our current administration regards anyone living in the gulf region as barbarian heathen warlords ready to drink the blood of delicately ravished white women.

Meanwhile, those of us who paid attention in class are like “this is where math was born” and “the root name of ‘assassin’ traces back to

it's hotter being strong as a woman anyway so it's worth the effort. We Keep Going 😤😤😤

wonderful news: my arms are starting to get some good definition even when not flexing. we are in fact So Back. my goal is stronger than pre transition because i think that'd be REALLY funny, but god damn it's way more effort. if i had my consistently now pre transition i would've been fairly jacked

hello

many such cases

we win

it's not!

I JUST WANNA PLAY MY DANISH PROJECTILE HERO

conservative estimate

i show up and say hello

They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"

FDD is currently experiencing the definition of dog catching the car and not knowing what to do with it— it begged and begged and begged and begged and begged for a war with Iran, in their case explicitly for Israel, and now some of its most senior fellows are freaking out at the repercussions.

The White House just tweeted "Touchdown" and showed a bunch of clips of guys getting hit trying to catch the ball. Literally the opposite of a touchdown. The only people who write that sports are right-wing coded are people who don't understand the right wing and don't watch sports

ah right. and what are those. going to assume the pic was attached as a mistake

idk what the post was but I Agree

this is how i know freja is trans because blizzard absolutely hates her

being a freja overwatch player means someone at blizzard personally hates me because after they took a sledge hammer to her damage they "reworked" her perks so that one of them is quite literally worse than taking no perk at all. Can I Live Please

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... girls really need to just read pghrt.diy

are you fr omg

cute omg

sooooo real

LOL

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First entry for Noise rock on the list and this is not the best start. The rock itself is very standard stuff. Like the middling parts of a soundtrack from the Burnout franchise. Except there's an added layer of noise on the top that really does help it in any regard really. It's not the worst thing in the world its just very repetitive and confusingly mediocre to be here. I really don't have much to say about this album it didn't offend me nor interest me. Ultimately made me feel "meh" and not much else. 3

ana's opinion:

1001 albums with ana #91: not weird enough to be novel, not typical enough to be engaging. pick a damn struggle!

I planned to share my report on the body cam footage early next week when I learned that a DC news station had obtained some of the footage as a result of my lawsuit and they were going to scoop me. After working on this for a year, I couldn't let that happen. Published 2 mins before they aired :)

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