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Colter Longshore

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Husband/Dad. Software Engineer. Bama Alum. Order varies.

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Every Bama fan asking why we didn’t hire Cig is being willfully ignorant of how they would react to us hiring the newly hired coach of Indiana out of JMU instead of a coach who was in that years CFP final. Just not a realistic thought to have.

10.01.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m pretty sure he had already been hired by Indiana at that point due to when Saban retired. Also, imagine you’re pitching the Alabama fanbase on hiring a guy from JMU/Indiana to replace nick Saban instead of the coach that was in the 2023 seasons national championship game

10.01.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think everyone owes Alabama an apology

10.01.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fine don’t drop either team from their current ranking…

07.12.2025 03:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re cordially invited to celebrate the upcoming marriage of Mary Grace and Dunston at Cypress Inn

05.11.2025 18:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Coach @edsbs.bsky.social has the mean green ready for prime time

11.10.2025 00:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He is elite once he catches the ball, he just might not always do that

28.09.2025 00:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Huh?

07.09.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[gets first glance at new SP+ rankings for the week] DAMMIT BAMA

07.09.2025 11:45 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate watching us play against a team you hate more, because it lessens my emotional anxiety on here

30.08.2025 22:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know how we don’t start Russell or Mack at this point.

30.08.2025 22:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s demonstrating why we kept starting Milroe last year

30.08.2025 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I do not like that Gus Malzahn
He makes me want to do self harm
I do not like him in a vest
I wish to rips his hat (visor) to shreds
(Visor doesn’t flow for Seuss purposes)

30.08.2025 21:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely butch jones, he and Travis are tight

26.08.2025 18:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes but I believe Blackrock’s HQ is in Hudson Yards so the two screenshots are just completely unrelated in the way that the original poster intended.

29.07.2025 01:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One screenshot says blackstone and one says blackrock, which are two different financial institutions.

29.07.2025 01:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot exiting the imperial sewers in Oblivion Remastered

Screenshot exiting the imperial sewers in Oblivion Remastered

Feels good to be back in Cyrodiil

24.04.2025 12:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am triggered in both respects, thx

03.04.2025 15:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah it certainly feels bleak

31.03.2025 13:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😭

31.03.2025 13:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hard agree, but now you’re adding more examples of bigger β€œscumbags” than Oates. I recognize as a Bama fan I’m probably not seeing from same angle, but the only disappointing thing in my eyes is the communication around the Brandon Miller situation. I still think ultimately UA did the right thing.

31.03.2025 13:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Todd Golden investigation: What to know about accusations against Florida coach as it advances to Final Four

Todd Golden would like a word lol

www.cbssports.com/college-bask...

30.03.2025 18:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously biased but hard disagree lol

30.03.2025 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We keep getting so close tho!

30.03.2025 03:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/jake...

30.03.2025 03:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you think Duke is more likeable than Nate Oates you’re an enemy of the republic

30.03.2025 03:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Defense is for squares!

24.03.2025 00:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gotta be who I am.

20.03.2025 16:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Johni Broome looks enough like Drake that I don’t think I’d let the arena play β€œNot Like Us” if I were him.

15.03.2025 18:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do SEC tournament tennis matches also have β€œIt Just Means More” painted everywhere?

15.03.2025 17:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0