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Jon Aldric

@viennabeef.social

Mayor of that one gym mirror on FourSquare six-time divorcee of @thomcb88.bsky.social not associated with Vienna Beef

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07.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Walking home drunk without a coat we are so back!

07.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I know youre such a bitch right

07.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t choose to be gay.

My mom insisted I get my haircut at the Boystown Ulta Beauty Supply as a kid.

07.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

I know im such a bitch right

07.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just did 3 blocks from my house it was glorious.

07.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I ate a hotdog πŸ«ƒ

07.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

No just trying to summon him.

07.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😊

07.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna eat a hotdog πŸ™‚

07.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Outlook: your drafts folder is full. Please clear out unneeded documents.

My drafts folder: 999,999 unsents reading β€œif you can’t do your job without ai you aren’t competent enough to be here.”

06.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A happy Burn-In-Hell-Kristi-Noem to all who celebrate!

05.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t forget Kalshi ads to bet on match and military outcomes!

05.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Last night I had a dream that I was an elevator in an apartment building and I got to listen to small talk. An example:

πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ did you know there’s a type of section called C section?

πŸ’β€β™€οΈ what stuff do they keep in that section I wonder?

πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ I only read the headline. I haven’t gotten that far yet.

04.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a brand to uphold.

04.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mostly was thinking about how skeeted it from the same room as you and you were incredibly concerned about why I said it because nothing bad was happening to you in that moment.

04.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was just thinking about this skeet! Thank you, sister. 😘

04.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ˜ŠπŸ™‚

04.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

To shut the fuck up? Constantly

04.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This dog?

04.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning!

04.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 193 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0

I will scream through it but I will give this a try.

03.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

1. I find variables to be unintuitive to work with and

2. It appears that Figma has a hard time holding onto overrides at this level even with defined variables at play. So when I set a folder to contract and then expand, it goes back to the component placeholder text.

03.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Create a three layered nested file/folder tree in which any file or folder could be selected or not as an active/inactive filter.

03.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I refuse to use AI to solve this but holy fucking shit I hate prototyping in Figma. What a fucking joke.

03.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh fuck. Daylight savings time is this weekend I’m gonna nuttttttttttttt

03.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

PokΓ©mon Lazarus

03.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes and yes

03.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Expert multitasker in zoom meetings.

03.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually seriously seriously: every time the federal government cites God as a policy justification, tax the fucking church.

Maybe if Jesus-freaks actually had to pay for their malignant influence on government they’d shut the fuck up.

03.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0